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Kaohsiung/Cleveland/Boston The kind of scary liberal Fox News warned your grandparents about.
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I've said this before, I'll say it again: if Raffy Devers doesn't want to play 1st base, I say we shut the fuck up and let him DH.

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I'm not much of a gambler but yesterday I figured out that if I bet on the Red Sox to lose I win either way and this has changed my life.

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My buddy got a kitten. He thinks I taste pretty good.

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Burning it all down sure seems like what a lot of Trump supporters wanted. They're getting their wish and maybe we'll find out they were right. Maybe things will be better once all this (*gestures expansively*) is ash.

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I went to a Switch 2 midnight release event and I will see you losers in August. (*runs away making engine revving noises*)

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This is a metaphor for my entire adult life.

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THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT ADVICE.

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I just farted on my cat and the little asshole has no idea.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Every day is Caturday around here

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My eight year old nephew feels this in his soul.

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Summer break, y'all.

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I'm cold and was gonna wear this sweatshirt but she looks pretty comfortable, I guess I'll be fine.

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Don’t put ants in your ears Or bees in your anus Lick a porcupine once You’ll find out what pain is And there’s just one last thing One final reminder

submitted 18 days ago • 34 comments

The officiating in this Red Sox-Mets series has been awful, and the umpires should feel awful about themselves.

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Don't forget all that racism!

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It's good to know it's not just the US where rich people can buy their way out of prison.

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I hope his response was "suck my balls."

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million dollar idea: a president who doesn’t suck

submitted 20 days ago • 42 comments

The name of my autobiography.

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Me in my first week of my MEd program: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK7...

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I had a dream that I was at a house party and for some reason Donald Trump was there and he kept throwing darts at me. Not cool, brain. Not cool.

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I found out when I moved to Taiwan in 2018 that I didn't have immunity from the measles, despite having been vaccinated in the mid-80s. It's a good idea to ask your doctor to check if it's been a long time since you were vaccinated.

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This talk of pissing off Nazis has me thinking about this story.

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"If you're pissing off a Nazi, you're doing something right!" I'ma have my mom do this up as a cross stitch and hang it on my wall.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

About to watch a theatrical showing of The Royal Tenenbaums for the first time since it originally ran in 2001. Yes, I am giddy. How are you?

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Trans freedom is super great and all, but if you need me I'll just be right here watching the clouds in this video clip.

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