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I just played splatoon 3 again after litterally five months. Holy fucking christ man i didn't know it has been this long... I only found out bc i checked the battle log today. Getting back into the controlls was suprisingly easy exept for switching up A and B because xbox switches them.

Short mfs be like "when i was little" You mean this morning??

Is late at night Post the human Rikas The harvest be bountiful this season~ ✨ No but seriously I'm in love with thed Comms!

i keep forgetting we in gay month

oh you canNOT be serious…

IM...IM..IM.. IM A YURI LOVER ROCK YOURE A YURI LOVER ROCK WE'RE ALL YURI LOVERS ROCK YURI YURI LOVERS ROCK

graph of my brainwaves in 2025

nah bro they removed her forehead and gave her bigger lips i don't like this😭

MY SHAYLAAAHH😭😭😭😭

Step 1: finish helping my mom with work and go home Step 2: take a shower bc i'm sweaty Step 3: draw "learning to weld with frye" dating simulator

New splatoon3 content and a spinoff game and i just became unemployed a few days ago. Thank you god

EXCLUSIVE ON THE SWITCH2 NOOOOOOOIIOIIOOOO

LIKE IN SPLATOON. BY NINTENDO. ITS OFFICIAL STUFF WTF!?

HOLY SHIT DEEP CUT SPLATOON HRKSSJJWJDKDKKEWIDJYJSK NEW CONTENT!!!

The first Splatoon spin off game is related to Deep Cut?? IS THIS A DREAM?? AHH

Dead hardcore communists watching as america comes to an end not because of capitalism but because they elected a stupid fuck as a president: (the entire cold war meant NOTHING)

newgrounds to their credit has banned all genAI stuff, and they have a good article up on how to hear (or otherwise detect) genAI music, worth reading!: www.newgrounds.com/wiki/help-in... very fond of this extremely succinct and dry but lethal description of genAI music πŸ”₯

"Oh. Hey look! It's the president of the united shanks!" "what did you just call me?"

Hey everyone greensquid here! My main account got hacked! Someone is pretending to be bluesky support on discord And got my account Please spread the word about this! And Retweet for mutuals

now that i think: if they make getting coins somehow related to punish you enemies then this could enable a rock paper scissors meta for the game. Exaple: speed beats tricks. Tricks beat coins (bc easy qays to hit them due to routes) Coins beat speed (bc easy to hit with thrown coins or smth)

I think they honestly just need to rework how you get coins. Collecting them on the track is the classic way and it's obvious why they did it this way but it makes collecting them on a track important then. What would be the most mario cart way to passively increase, or decrease even, your speed?

[Splatoon 3] It seems like there is a bug on the Switch 2 where you can do a Squid Roll on any surface, regardless if it is inked in your colour. (thanks to Dio for originally finding the bug, and MasterMike88 for the heads up)

Sonic racing crossworld has had spongebob as a character leaked AND THEY FUMBLED SO HARD WITH HOW SPONGEBOB LOOKS IN CROSSWORLDS WHEN WE HAD A FUCKING GOATED VERSION OF SPONGEBOB FROM A SPONGEBOB GAME LITTERALLY DEDICATED TO BE ABOUT RACING😭😭😭😭 Its called spongebob: creature from the crusty crab.

Teto world domination.

Guys... I'm officially an unemployed like all of you too πŸ₯Ή

Thank you Nintendo for Mario Kart World

And with that. Good night chat.