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googoodaddy.bsky.social
Late diagnosed neurodiverse father, successful but suffering customer service career for two decades, focused on meditation and helping others.
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I also dropped Facebook and Threads... Never had Instagram... Let's see how this plays out.
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Those “outdated programs” apparently include programs titled, “Equity for Black people,” “Diversity, equity and inclusion” and “LGBTQ+ rights”—all of which just disappeared from Amazon’s website.
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You're secured to the floor while people occasionally pour water on you?
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NGL, that would be awesome to me
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His future is pretty certain... More underage prostitutes without a doubt.
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I would advise against spicing your nuts unless you've got a big glass of milk to soak them in.
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So no bottoms then?
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Health benefits?
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Sorry, my genitals require two hands, so no likes for you (unless I have company)
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Sucks for Army, but why are we even having bowls anymore? It's a 1 game season with a team that hasn't played together (for the most part) and will never play together again.
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I can honestly say I haven't watched the news in a month
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Same as it ever was
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Oh no, if we flee the Nazis and create our own echo chamber, we risk bad things happening 🙄
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WHY ARE YOU NOT MAKING ME CALM?!?
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Just don't pass out before noon
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He had the concept of a plan
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Ah, the ol "buttsex strong tickle"
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Is this a human centipede toy? Because I've been looking for one!
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I love all kinds of covers of Atlantic City, but not so much this one
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I'm here, but depending where you are in NJ you're either my next door neighbor or essentially in another state.
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A piece of toilet paper stuck to a bendy straw like a flag of surrender.
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Why you gotta call me out like that? (Shit, I should have written a funnier post... Ugh... Why do I have such negative self talk? That's why no one follows me ... Well, they do follow, but they're not real followers, just people obligated to follow me...)
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Phat brain / Fat ass maybe?
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The cult can only have one leader... Hell we can even loop Elon in with JD and say they are the brains running the country and are looking to exit Donny as soon as possible. Am I crazy?
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We need to poison the well NOW on Vance. How? By turning the cult against Vance by making him a threat. What if we start a pro-vance messaging campaign by referring to Donny only as a seat warmer and a precursor to the real leader, JD?
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Ok, hear me out and let me know if my thing is off. We've spent about a decade pointing out how horrible Trump is but there seems to be a deflector shield around him to his cult. Donny is also almost 80 and will not be around long.
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Are we doing engagement farming already? I just left threads...
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Bandcamp...
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Butthole Tingles is the name of my ska-themed ABBA cover brand
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Which step are you on?
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It's me... From the parking lot earlier! That's how you know me!
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So... What cabinet position is cat turd going to get?
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It's like bum fights but for even more horrible humans
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Inflict that pain onto others as a means to feel some sense of control and thus safety. Later we would see him covered in manure and it would be hysterical.
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I suspect if we ever see the Biff Tanner upbringing story we would see how a young boy was mistreated and abandoned by his parents, saddened deeply by watching other boys with families that loved and cared for their children, and grew up without ways to regulate his emotions and instead seek to
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I thought we were still doing Borat... Are we not doing Borat anymore?
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Counterpoint: would you have felt worse if the jacket was comically oversized? I think you came out ahead here...
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Yup, the one day in the past two weeks I have to wait on the southbound side of Princeton Junction...
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That's why I only use public restrooms when I can hang my birth certificate on my throbbing, unclothed erection like any decent human being.
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Can we try to convince him that a government job will only make him angry and he should go back to the only job that he looked happy performing (fry cook at McDonald's)?
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Webster's defines a plan as ...
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Is there a non-serious way?
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But how do you close?
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I'm a very successful autistic person but I cannot for the life of me schedule across timezones and have a weird verbal tick where I add accents to people names based up where I think they are from.
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I'm doing my part... I wish NJT was on here
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It was great 👍