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Post 4 favorite games from the 2020s (so far)

Teen me when the hot straight guys in school said they played basketball

I'm also ride Bulbasaur

OKAY AND ILL DIE ON THE BULBASAUR HILL WHAT ABOUT IT????

Pride Returns to #Overwatch2 in June šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ The event could feature new cosmetics, explore more heroes' sexualities, and further celebrate the diversity of players and creators.

The one game that NEEDS a switch 2 patch is Princess Peach Showtime. The game runs and looks like ass on the current switch.

Switch 2 launches in 15 days!

I just want to know if Zootopia 2 will finally address the topic of women's right to choose!

It's the inevitable result of capitalism. The idea is that they have to find SOMETHING to sell you, so they start by creating problems that don't exist ("GMOs are bad", "your food has chemicals", etc.). This is a rabbit hole that leads to ignorance and fear of science.

My cat when I’m sleeping peacefully:

@arbitrary-stag.bsky.social to me

Almost six months later but the Christmas gift I got for @arbitrary-stag.bsky.social finally arrived šŸ˜©šŸ‘Œ

People keep asking why The Onion is doing well right now, and it's simply because we just refuse to kowtow. I cannot stress enough how good it is for your business and your soul be strong and even fun in the face of the ongoing horror and bullshit. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

GOOD AFTERNOON GAYS

This is good news. And no, poor families do NOT have to have Netflix to access Sesame Street. Netflix will release episodes to PBS the *same day* they drop on Netflix, which is significantly better than the prior deal with HBO, which delayed episodes for 9 MONTHS before porting them over to PBS.

at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard

I love Calvin and Hobbes

I LOVE OURAN MING DYNASTY HOST CLUB

Very excitedly showed @arbitrary-stag.bsky.social my Fantasy Life character and he said "wow they even got your proportions right"

TIME FOR FANTASY LIFE

It's absolutely okay to enjoy cartoons at any age and I actively encourage adults to enjoy animation, HOWEVER, when it comes to Discourse(TM), you need to accept that often you are just not the target audience.

Love my little autistic mage

Me watching any anime now: "I mean...it's good but it's no frieren..."

Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... Me and Gandalf both having big naturals YUP YUP

Literally one of the most ICONIC moments in pop culture history

Honestly I'm glad I wasn't that lil white boy from the movie cause I would have let him sell the ship to the dredge for a good dicking like rip to humanity but I need those balls on my chin

I CAN FIX HIM

Watching Titan ae for the first time

Introduce yourself with four games, but it's the 90's šŸ•¹ļø

Quick, answer now.