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A parody account for the GOP’s interpretation of Jesus’s will and teachings. Half parody, half commentary, half theories. https://linktr.ee/gopjesus
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Stephen “Goebbels” Miller will be the first fascist law breaker arrested and thrown in prison in 2029 when Democrats sweep the Nazis from power.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

ANOTHER MAGA ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT First Elon Musk who violated his visa and is therefore an illegal, and now Trump’s own wife, MELANIA. She was illegally paid over $20k for modeling. You cannot work or earn money when in the U.S. on a visitor visa. Cheat much?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Trump is so incompetent that now ships are crashing into people's yards. This one barely missed the guy's house where he was sleeping! Fire them all!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

THE GOP TAX FIX IS IN! If you make more than $360,000/ year, then you’re in luck. Yore gonna save tens of thousands. Everyone else? Get ready to pay more taxes. A lot more. All while also losing access to health care. MAGA values right there.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

How many strokes had 89-year-old Donald Trump had?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently Donald Trump now believes that one TRILLION people have entered the U.S. illegally under Biden. Greatest mathematician of all time or a lunatic dumb-ass? You decide.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Too bad, MAGA North Carolina. This is what you voted for, right? “Pay for your own disasters already!” - President Trump

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Thank you President Trump, for forcing Apple to raise their prices by at least 25%! All of America has been clamoring to pay more for their iPhones and you are making it happen! Blessed be!

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

The blatant bribe-taking is breathtaking in its audacity. There has never been a more corrupt president in U.S. history than Trump. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

MAGA Republicans are vile. They’re stealing from the vast majority of Americans right out in the open.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Remember two months ago whenTrump cut funding for domestic terrorism prevention? “The Trump administration stopped funding a national database tracking domestic terrorism, hate crimes and school shootings in a sweeping round of cuts to violence prevention projects.”

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

BREAKING: Trump Institutes Price Controls On Retailers, Limits Dolls President Trump instructed Walmart to “Eat my Trump Tariff tax” and threatened them with retaliatory measures if they passed the tax on to consumers. He also limited doll purchases to two per child per year.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments