gopjesus.bsky.social
A parody account for the GOP’s interpretation of Jesus’s will and teachings. Half parody, half commentary, half theories. https://linktr.ee/gopjesus
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Hey now! bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Even he’s bored. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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What birthday parade? bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Don’t lie. This guy showed up. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Right bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Yes they have. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Meanwhile at Trump’s tiny hands birthday parade… bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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It’s not a military parade though. It’s a birthday treat for the dictator that has everything.
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Reportedly even nannies taking kids to the park are being snatched up. Still looking for verification but if this is true, it's beyond abhorrent. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Anyone have photos or video of nannies being swept up in LA parks? bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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This info is spreading through LA parenting groups. Still looking for pictures. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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What laws? bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Trump is spending a lot of money to capture all these dangerous... nannies!? Remember, 99% of immigration violations are CIVIL (not criminal) offenses.
Meanwhile, tomorrow's birthday bash parade for Dear Leader is going to cost the taxpayers over $134 million.
MAGA values right there.
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In some cases folks report that parents of the children were called. In others the nannies are just handing kids off to other nearby nannies. ICE is reportedly in hiding unmarked white cars.
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Uh oh bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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It's the Walt Disney Concert Hall. It's "architecture."
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In their inflammatory rhetoric about the so-called "riots" in LA, MAGAs are claiming on X and other platforms that "330 illegal immigrants" have been arrested in LA. They aren't saying that that's the number swept up by ICE in their raids. They're making people think it's rioters.
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Wut? bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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What do you mean LA is not burning to the ground? That’s not what Trump and his MAGA chuds say! bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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LA is not burning. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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“It’s a great day for me and for America to get this deal done after we negotiated the Chinese down. They didn’t know what hit them, it’s a deal like you never saw before, a very good deal,” Trump said.
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Nah
CECOT
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Absolutely this has been 100% games out months ago. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Pretext for a coup.
People are going to die because Trump wants to be king. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Straight up coup. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Exactly. This whole thing was planned and gamed out months ago if not more.
Traitors bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Ask Ted Cruz to post this.👇https://bsky.app/profile/gopjesus.bsky.social/post/3lr5hkiuchk2e
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Don’t miss this. LAPD shooting reporters in the back with rubber bullets while they’re broadcasting on air. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Meanwhile other reporters are literally being shot by MAGA goons trying to stop the world from seeing how they’re instigating a coup. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Look who’s being violent. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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History is irrelevant to Trump. What he’s doing is not normal. It’s just incremental enough that he might be successful.
Most could happen in slow motion. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Prediction: there will not be a 2026 election.
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Time to fight back against trump’s illegal preplanned coup. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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The MAGA Civil war has begun. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Let’s hope we wake up tomorrow in a country that’s still a democracy. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
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Or it’s a $35 chair from the Home Depot manager’s office.
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It’s all pre planned pretext. bsky.app/profile/gopj...