gordonator.bsky.social
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Penguins are underrated policy makers.
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Pretzels have fewer twists and turns, more substance, and taste better. 🥨
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Yeah, “law enforcement” is a multi-oxymoronic euphemism that should be retired because it confers too much legitimacy on actions they actually take.
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💤 sorry, what?
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Great poster. Don’t see enough Carole King signs.
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Bezos still has tulips for TFG
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Jesus H Christ, @NPR, no need to waste your tulips on both sidesing the accepted theory of disease with something that apparently never made it to theory, because of a guy who’s objectively batshit crazy. “Some of the actions?” Has that moron taken any actions that aren’t objectively batshit crazy?
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Does he even wash his hands before, you know…
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Nice catch. Thank you for releasing the video. Thankfully we are a catch and release state.🥁
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More of that shirt on Live From Tubby Towers, please!
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Lemon, it’s only Wednesday.
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I worked in a hardware store years ago when Bill Russell came in and bought a drill bit. As I nervously fumbled with the bit, charge slip, and register, he let out his famous cackle with a few kind words. I also got a rarity, his autograph. (Obvious spoiler alert: on the charge slip.)
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I’m old enough to remember when this kind of post would lead to hilarity ensuing, elbow curls references notwithstanding. But here we are.
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I hope the legal beagles can tell us that “except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress,” is not wiped out by SCROTUS’ granting immunity. I don’t remember it described as blanket immunity.
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Alternative text for the image in the previous post of the giant Hat & Boots, which used to be featured at a gas station in the Seattle, Washington neighborhood of Georgetown. They are located in Oxbow Park in Georgetown.
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www.seattle.gov/parks/allpar...
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Today is a good day for floof!
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It would only sell well if people thought it would make for effective target practice.
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Where’s the flood?
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He needs to drink himself blind if he wants to uphold his oath
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should get f*****
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I called out your bullshit. There’s no plan. Stupid people will continue to be stupid. People for whom suffering and disaster are worthy of jumping up and down and celebrating in the face of ICE and other federal agencies and their infantile bosses running roughshod over people and the constitution
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Secure borders have always been a dog whistle for full blown fascism.
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Uh, right-o tex. There’s a gaping flaw in your supposed logic. You’re going to need to be more than a keyboard warrior.
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Neither Smithers or Flanders had a special pact though.
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Unless you’re made of money or they’ll pay all the costs and make all the arrangements for you to be there, then living anywhere outside the vicinity of the event is a show stopper.
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Most people traveling to the US look like people living in the US, no matter where they’re from. Language isn’t necessarily a reliable indicator of whether a person ought to be here or not, either. So it’ll be dangerous for everyone.
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Melanomia is seen in public?
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We’ve always been at war with the Gulf of America. The Gulf of Mexico has always been our ally.
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Oh, I thought you said Thornton Melon.
Where is Thornton Melon when you really need him?
(Spoiler alert: He went Back to School.)
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At least we can tell where TACO’s other hand is.
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He has a big challenge just inhabiting his own mind. There you go again (tm) with him thinking. I question that assumption. 🤡
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Today’s pop quiz: explain when a moron is an oxymoron. “It depends* if there’s any oxy involved. What if it’s oxycontin, oxycodone, oxytocin, or oxygen, .…”
But wait, there’s more…
15-letter words that start with oxy
oxytetracycline
oxyphenbutazone
oxybarbiturates
oxyethertherapy
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Sure, you know it’s too dangerous for fans and I know that, but FIFA people are a different species, and even if they understood, there’s not enough time. Hotels, training facilities, stadiums, it would be hard enough to hold it in empty stadiums when there’s been no planning and no one to organize
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Do you travel abroad only to countries where you speak the language fluently, with local accents, wearing local fashion?
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🔥Hahahahaha🔥
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I appreciate you saying that. I wish that seattle sportswriters twitter and journalists in general could understand and adapt to it. I’m sure they prefer I don’t ask them individually on Xitter why they’re hanging out on the Nazi site.
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🔥💯
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The Wonderful World of Disinformation
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Lenny has such good taste in books. He’s such a good boy. Yes he is.
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Maybe it has 2 wipers? (Hahaha, imagine the answer out of context.)
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A Cybertruck and a Pinto walk into a bar. Hey where’s the fire?
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Please. He helped create the blue prints under Ray-gun. He’s got blood on his hands.
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Yes, say it louder for all the idiots who’ve been pretending for the last 45 years!
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Too bad you couldn’t see this far ahead when you and Ronnie’s other lackeys were building the foundations for this shit.
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Beautiful dogs. Also, reminds me of my younger brother insisting I play with him all the time when we were kids, even though I needed some me time.
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Is Canada ready to expel the US ambassador to Canada?
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The next time I describe some appointee in TACO’s regime as not a f***ing idiot it will be the first time.
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Ooh, I’ll have a piece, please (and please ignore me while a snag a few cookies)