gortess.bsky.social
I'm so alpha I killed every beta cell in my body.
HRT: 11.15.23
46, programmer (probably not the kind you need), TTRPG, Warcraft, Ski, my dragon hoard contains song lyrics and useful information, sarcasm is my special interest.
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Tell them it was a gift from a foreign government, that automatically makes it totally fine.
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I just wish people understood that "smell you later" doesn't mean they need to shower.
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I used to run a larp for about 40 people in a medium place in the Middle West back in the 1990s because I had too many tables going and figured it was easier just to get them all in the same place once or twice a month.
Haven't world of darknessed for a long time though.
Anyway Hi.
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We need to give the menswear guy a presidential medal of freedom and fix his citizenship status next time someone halfway american is elected to the oval.
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He doesn't always say the right thing but this is pretty good.
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We have to protect the cascadian tree octopus at all costs.
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Arresting the SEIU guy probably moved us a little closer, but I agree it is unlikely to happen while food is still a thing we have.
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If it isn't 'Murica, you can always change it.
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About once a year they decide type one and type two are probably the same thing and try to limit my supplies to type 2 levels. Then they need prior auths for insulin. They usually spend about 3 out of every 12 months trying to kill me. This behavior has been consistent across 3 different insurers.
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I'll let them know you are looking out for them next time they fuck me around on my diabetic test strips or insulin.
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ACA was always about guaranteed profits for a handful of large insurance corps and never about guaranteeing healthcare to US citizens.
It has been speculated that it is designed to create frustration and acceptance of single payer. I think that gives politicians too much credit.
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Ah Sabine truly the Jordan Peterson of physics.
I think I convinced YouTube to stop recommending her at me, but I do hope someone lets me know when she goes on a wild drug bender, starts eating only raw red meat, and selling fake supplements.
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Literally eating the snek from the Gadsden flag.
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Any country that can't beat Olive Garden at the "if you're here you're family" game is no country at all.
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Culture is a technology.
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Watching people try to explain skibbidy in 2045 is going to make living 20 more years so worth it, I can't wait.
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Chewy customer support is amazing. They know how much money each customer is worth, and how easy it is to lose a customer forever by being dicks.
Took back a huge supply of meds when my old dog died, no argument.
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They are just getting really lazy about hiding it.
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Eliminating testosterone tends to really do wonders for lipid profiles.
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Must be cool being rich.
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At what point will the media stopp calling him "the world's richest man"?
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Sex pest slap fight on the white house lawn when?
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Musk is this week's circus for the media to watch while terrors beyond human recognition take place.
Anyway if this line sold, Andrew Yang would be a household name.
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That's right, the Supreme Court just ruled Starbucks must serve pumpkin spice year round.
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...enthusiastic and wildly overconfident.
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At least you aren't doing handstands to show your butt even more aggressively.
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The grossest looking men are out there autoandrophiling themselves while screaming about women just existing.
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Learning about Tulsa was the moment I realized I'd been lied to way more than I thought I'd been lied to.
Absent any other changes we should wait until like the 3rd or 4th year of HS to drop it on kids to wake them up. You need them to consume all the "it got better" stories before "it didn't".
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Well earned. The recovering Catholic kids of the ttrpg world salute you.
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Not long now before he is living in a Las Vegas hotel with every jar of his own piss.
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The people watching it have no class.
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This is up there with American politicians thinking funding for cattle guards is paying armed men to stand around protecting cattle.
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And oil.
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Tang actually pre existed, but it was popularized by human space flight.
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Genus Ursus can hybridize between species: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursid_h...
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I bet this is how ballroom queers felt when everyone started using literally every word in their lexicon.
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I hope she gets to do it for a few seasons and the writers are amazing.
Expecting another double or some other ass pull.
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The most impressive thing about the moon landing is we did it without Wikipedia.
And also RAM at the time was hand woven by little old ladies, so it was all LOLRAM.
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Simultaneously the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe and the Seldon Foundation.
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Wild that you can't help the poor while running for Congress but they can help the rich while running for congress.
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I always assumed the anti education rants were as unserious as the I hate my wife jokes.
Probably I was wrong, but people are allowed a small yikes as a treat now and then.