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Mother, jeweller, feral bog creature. Not even slightly interesting; I promise. Personal account; expect moaning, adhd hyper fixations, and not a lot else tbh.
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I'm too tired for life. This month has been utter bullshit.

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Daily struggle... 🧽🍽️ #cats | #art

Awwwwww! The Glitter Kittens combined! vm.tiktok.com/ZNdrQhTAc/

Nope. I can't make it. This is me tapping out! I hope someone not shit wins! #Eurovision Goodnight guys!

Hehe 69 *snork* #Eurovision

Ooooo our jury liked the sea witches too! Makes a nice change 👌

Oooo we got a 12! That's nice! #Eurovision

That. Was. Beautiful. Kaaija and Baby Lasagne for 2025!! 🙌🤣 #Eurovision

CHA CHA CHAAAAA!!! 🙌 #Eurovision

HE SOLD HIS COW DAMNIT!!! #Eurovision

Legit the most excited I've been all night 🤣 #Eurovision

PLAY CHA CHA CHA!!!!!! YAAAAAAASSSS!!!! #Eurovision

Was this one really only 2021? Feels like 7000 years ago... #Eurovision

SHE GO LOW SHE GO SOLOOOO 🙌 #Eurovision

Goblin child would want me to root for Estonia! I'm hoping for ANYTHING FUN to win. I mean I'd love it if the Icelandic glitter kittens got it... but anything fun! No ballads! No dull! ONLY FUN! (When Goblin takes over the world order, I shall ask her to enforce the fun-songs-only rule.) #Eurovision

I'm flagging guys. I'm 100% gonna fall asleep before the end of the scoring. It's not like this year has been particularly thrilling... (Still peeved we lost Laika party and Milkshake Man. We couldn't had it aaaaaall!!)

#eurovision

Nothin says "i love my mam! like firing Cork out ye ass #Eurovision

Fronce. Being Fronch.

Could we just... bring out Verka, or Conchita, or the glitter kittens or Karijaa (sp?) or something. Anything more interesting than thiiiiiiis. #Eurovision

Although don't ask me why Keiran Kulkin is moonlighting as a Swedish accordion player... #Eurovision

C'mon Sweden!! Silly and catchy?! Yaaas! #eurovision

Denmark in need of a minge fringe. Just be careful there love! (I like the song!) #eurovision

The kid has flaked out on me. If she hadn't already, the song from Portugal would have done it. #eurovision

My brain just naturally filling in the cunt (sorry, Kant) portion of the lyric... #eurovision

There's too much here to #EurovisionBingo just fill all the squares

HECK YEAH MALTA! #eurovision

I reckon this one will do VERY well. #Eurovision #Switzerland

Pretty sure I had those trousers circa 2003 #eurovision

A filthy man on a treadmill. #EurovisionBingo

Me: Another whirlpool! Goblin: This time summoned with a rock, not a butt! Me: Yes! What do you think she's summoning? Goblin: Maybe Blood... because of the red. Blood and swords. #Eurovision

Me: Oooo She has a rock! Goblin child: It's her only friend. #Brutal #Eurovision

Have Greece sent another boobie lady in a white outfit? No??! It's like I don't even know you.

I sorta missed this one in the semis cuz I phased out between ballads. I'm surprised Greece haven't done the usual tiny lady in even tinier white dress thing again though! #Eurovision

Such a disappointment. Not nearly bonkers enough.

"The flying was a bit shit" SHES IN HER FIFTIES GRAHAM! Give the lady a break! #Eurovision

Goblin child: SUMMON THE DRAGONS FROM THE VOID! *Manic cackling*

Dragon witch! She can summon whirlpools with her butt! #Eurovision

Poland is here to save us all from boredom! #Eurovision