gpyusef.bsky.social
Once again, if you see me posting, I am obviously doing something other than reading or studying or questionable work or, ideally, writing.
This is the traditionally problematic behavior and should not be rewarded.
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We could simply beat the children mercilessly if we find them playing it, councilor.
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Ehh, what's the worst that could happen?
Would Roy Batty come looking for us?
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*Luke recalls memories of his happy place on Tatooine, shooting small animals while loaded up on fermented blue milk*
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Self-delivering meat.
What? Shit's getting expensive and MEPS cleared this batch.
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I loved this so much that I added visual
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Crayons, as usual. They'll cry when they melt in the heat, and then they'll get mad and smash shit.
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Yeah, Raphael is a lying gusano, we know.
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"Miss Davis, we've been through this before..."
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Scratch that, it is a follow-up to "Mildred Pierce."
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And Michael Biehn finally got to get killed by a Predator. Good for him. Now let's see if Jeanette Goldstein can get a turn.
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And our laughter and barbs will make their flunkies commit hilarious mistakes.
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The dead do linger, don't they?
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"Woah, did you see that? That guy moved one finger off of the fretboard, and suddenly it started to sound sad! Amazing! Oh, let's see that again! So cool!
"Remember to like, subscri-
"Hey, what's that smell? Is that gas coming in through the vents? And the door is locked? Help!"
CHOKE
THUD
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He's been teaching me to hunt mafiosos with a ghostly band of hillbillies and how to sneak my own lackluster songs onto soundtracks.
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Oh, and in the basic human decency department, and I say that as a misanthrope that normally appreciates a goon squad.
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They turn their backs to crowd, retreat without covering each other or establishing overlapping lines of sight.
They're J6ers, Proud Boys, Oathkeepers, or some kinda mix of those sorts, ain't they? I ain't military or a LEO, but these guys are missing something in the small unit tactics department?
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Fat rolling out of D.C.
Fat rolling back into D.C.
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Almost makes me wish I hadn't let my cursive degenerate into an illegible scrawl.
But we can still sit back and enjoy quality work.
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*theremin plays in background*
Yes, master...
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Why do I suddenly wanna play Bloodborne?
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Awww, shoot!
*tosses personal check written from a dead woman's book*
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What, no love for "Scared Stiff," even if only for the last joke?
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I dunno, is she fertile enough for the Musk spores to take root?
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Well Papa Fred probably didn't wanna cough up for the bribe that they wanted all those years ago to get little Donny Derp in, so Fordham and Wharton it was!
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You'll find a brainworm in every Kennedy Brand politician!
WARNING! KEEP BRAINWORM AWAY FROM WATER. DO NOT LET KENNEDY BRAND KENNEDY OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES, FLY PLANES OR VISIT TEXAS. PLEASE FUCK KENNEDY BRAND KENNEDYS RESPONSIBLY.
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HIPAA be damned, is this one?
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Every time I go there I risk turning into a psychotic rage engine.
This place is so much calmer that I sometimes think that I'm doing it wrong.
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Well I'm sold, sir. And happy birthday?
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Good for them.
youtu.be/B8xSw2dTssg?...
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Utah Strikes Back
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*uses on arm to keep the other aloft*
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Pick me!
I know this one!
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"They're coming out of the goddamn walls!"
*BRRP*
*BRRP*
*BLAM*
*BLAM*
*Joe Rogan fans explode in a spray of acid and GEDs*
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And bring the automatic weapons and the APC!
In fact, have they seen Aliens? They should act like that, but don't undercut the smartgunners.
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Ah, yes. This is true, counselor.
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In the name of Hades, what are you babbling about?
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KILLED BY REMINDER THAT I NEVER PLATINUMED BLOODBORNE