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Swan.

Psychotic headline. The US and the UK are neck and neck competing for worst "propagandists masquerading as journalists" on earth.

when we remind everything they’re weird little freaks it works!!!!

I had to sleep through sumo tonight in order to be up during spooky hours so I’ll have to watch the replay later. But that doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t talk about Ukrainian Rikishi Aonishiki’s Keith Harring keshomawashi.

capitalism is the most efficient system as long as wealth extraction is the goal, this is what they mean when they say it breeds innovation.

You need to have no money for most of your 20s to know be rigorous enough to know what’s good in life, this is a cornerstone of how I try to approach writing about gear. You must live intentionally even with frivolous things.

I was cutting up a chicken while listening to Roxy Music and Laverne comes in yelling up a storm bc she wants the chicken and I go "can't you at least wait until Bryan Ferry isn't singing???"

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

True story: When I was a contractor at a NASA facility I kept M&Ms on my desk. A civil servant I worked with ate a few one day. The next day I came in to find a pound bag on my desk. He wanted to "reimburse" me because he didn't want the few he ate to be seen as a gift. Anyway

The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked goody proctor and she saw you at the devil's sacrament

Because now we get chronic conditions instead of DYING OUTRIGHT. This is actually fantastic! It means we get eczema and arthritis at 65 because we didn’t die in childbirth at 25!

1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier

extremely good response that goes way further than the headline tbh. liev schreiber: one of the good guys.

anytime a dork tells you the usps needs to be profitable ask them how profitable sewers are

newsrooms of the world did u know that when Rümeysa Öztürk gets out you can pay her to write an editorial, and then publish it? did u know that if all of you did this it would be a whole thing and a good one

Godzilla should fry that ape

*Fall Out Boy voice* There's a Pope nooooow From Chicaaaaagoooooo

There are too many cats in need of homes. Someone give me a house so I can have more cats.

Don't let the diet industry fool you. Carbs are not your enemy. Your real energy is Gannondorf, the Demon King, and his nefarious minions. Their plot to overthrow Hyrule must be stopped at all costs.

This movie is so good. This is probably De Palma’s best work

Do we have names of these guys

Back to back dingers from Robert Deniro and Liev Schreiber in the area of Hollywood tough guys shrugging their shoulders going “yeah why wouldn’t I love my child?”

POPE HAS GAMES ON HIS PHONE (and presumably could have been around for Superwholock)

Chicagoan Pope will bring Deep Dish to Italy

Everyone: an American pope— Me, gently shushing you: a MIDWESTERN pope

this guy

It’s wild that we just let the moment pass but one of the big things that RFK Jr did to make America healthy again was to tell you to eat French fries from a fast food place

such a crucial point here that gets overlooked. like, a microwave is useful--convenient, even--but just because it CAN cook a steak faster than a grill or a cast iron pan doesn't mean it's a good idea or enriches your life in any way.

This just in: The cardinals are "raw dogging" Conclave

Got my wisdom teeth out today. Pretty easy thing all things considered(they did not need to knock me out it was a pretty easy extraction) but man. As soon as my face wasn't numb it felt like I've been hit by a truck.

i think the biggest public relations coup AI boosters scored was calling it “AI.” people genuinely think it is an intelligence, and that when they query it, it is providing reasoned answers

I got the best teaching evals of my career for a large course last semester— along with three teaching awards— after rebuilding my intro class around in-class handwritten essays. I simply do not believe that this is unsolvable or that students don't care about actually learning to do their work.

You can get rid of the unwanted AI summary in your google results simply by adding the word "fucking" to your search terms

it's Cartoonist Day!

imagine drunk driving this thing

Teyana Taylor photographed at the 2025 #MetGala in New York City. 📷

Purrs

They’re showing that celebrity episode of The Chase again where Rick Wakeman looks like Dr Zaius from The Planet of the Apes.

same energy

"waaahh its hard growing up a boy" motherfucker its hard growing up as anyone, anywhere, but growing up a white boy is the easiest character roll you can get. the manliest thing you can do is shut the fuck up and learn to be nice to people?