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graeme-jenkinson.bsky.social
Freak of nurture living in County Durham. Evolution not revolution, progress not perfection.
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I've been checking; the "British Empire" constitutes The Falklands, The Isle of Wight and British West Hartlepool. Any honour associated with it gives you the right to drive sheep through their main street without let or hindrance so there's that.
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That's the reason why Reform won't be the main party in power. Eventually even the BBC will start playing Farage on a loop saying that the health service should be privatised and people who are thinking of voting for them will start thinking, "hang on..."
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Just for everyone's information the article is over 2 years old.
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A horror story that never ends.
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DON'T. DO. IT. Mate I'm serious. I love your posts and really going to miss you. I have a happy marriage because I tell my wife three little words every day. "You. Are. Right."
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"One of his heads was now slightly saner than an emu on acid..." Of the four options I'm guessing the prosthetic.
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Serves in a murderous, barbaric army; is surprised when they try to murder him and treat him barbarically.
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The new national anthem is, "God save the Quing." Everyone gets it wrong and changes half way through.
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I'm getting that tattooed.
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Harpoon?
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Those pesky sun puddles sap your get up and go.
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Paedophilia, Hebephilia, Ephebophilia. All vile, all illegal. They're simply mislabeling the criminals. (10 years of my police service was spent managing sex offenders in the community).
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A few weeks ago Musk was discussing Hitler with the AfD leader and announced that Hitler was communist. Since language changes constantly and a word's meaning can change perhaps "communist" can now be used where "raving nazi lunatic" once was.
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*high agency (thin skinned) ** going at it (having a hissy fit) *** direct communication (using social media in separate buildings/states/timezones) **** aren't used to it (are laughing your socks off at it)
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Hopefully they can go after the House of Lords next followed by Leasehold property abuse.
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Good to see Google maps is up to date with the traffic news. If anything changes I'll update you Prez.
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Please don't, he'll come back to England. Oh now see what you've done. What did I tell you?!
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You're at the depth where the cold water tends to make me question my life choices.
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I hope one hits Mar A Lago.
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@hookland.bsky.social
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One of my cats was known as Mason McMudflap for a little while. I can't tell you her real name as I would have to change all my passwords.
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Dear Ukraine, EXCELLENT!!!! More please. Signed, The World.
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"Rockin in the Áras an Uachtaráin" doesn't have the same ring to it does it?
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Ah right, it's amazing what you can learn on social media isn't it?
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Do you think that when Casey Jones was off saving the day in his train there was a rail replacement stage coach for the passengers.
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So he's protecting Russia? He's admitting to protecting the aggressor?