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•25 •Bi •U.S.A •Unhinged Weight Gain Smut Writer & Art Commer •Fetish Friendly •Asshole With Assburgers •Furry (No shit) 🔞Minors will be run over by a steamroller.🔞
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Just found out about the website called throne. It's where you make like a "wishlist" of things you want and you get your fans or random strangers to buy and send it to you. I think it promotes bad behavior, honestly. Like you don't see your fans as anything but paypigs to give you free shit.

Finally I can eat food that taste like an arcanine's asshole.

Hello mr. veep this app is actually not for common sense political anything or analysis it's about discussing vore fetishism. I took the liberty of writing some for you. Big fan. Vance held his gurgling happy tummy with both hands and let out a big belch. "Sorry, Don. I'm hungry for a promotion!"

Update on the furaffinity gender tags situation: Well they finally made a post explaining it, which should have been the first thing they should have done before pushing out a change. Let's go over the good: RIP Skype, but added new methods of contact like AO3. I liked the taco/burrito joke.

My dream is to have a woman (or a man) who will go up to the counter and get in a screaming match with the minimum wage employee because I specifically asked for no tomato on my cheeseburger. Bonus points if they escalate the situation to getting the SWAT team called and/or get an apology voucher

I don't know what the fuck S/E/G/A is doing at this stage of the game, man. They removed all their titles from steam and now they're removing them from IOS and Android? Why? For what purpose? I gave them points for good will and they tugged the rug out from under people's ass. Shame on them.

Bratty feeder proudly wearing a shirt that says "I'm the reason someone's son weighs 500 pounds"

Even brattier. T-shirt that reads: "I'm your son's eating disorder"

The humor is still there. It feels exactly like where we left off. But the character changes and animation is abhorred. The rigging is so bad, bro. It looks like a flash cartoon from 2008. Maybe I'm just an asshole but hand drawn mogs CGI and rigging. Also I think Bill might be dead.

Wow DA took down one of my posts about my twitch OC because his cock is showing. I fucking hate that gayass bitchass stupidass worthlessass platform so much I regret even using it. If I wanted everything I created manhandled by the censor gestapo I would have put up an art gallery in BERLIN.

No secret panel this time? Gee, I wonder why.

>Borderlands 4 is $80 >Everyone laughs >Oh no it's $10 less now but we're still going to include DLC in the future and spy on you Fuck off, Randy Dandy. How the fuck do you get off charging peolpe $129.99 for the super special "fuck you" edition (up to $170 in some countries) Hope it fails.

Okay this is epic. Very nostalgic and reminds me of the I Spy CD roms. Thank you <3 gravitysecretagent.straw.page

Someone on my strawpage asked me for a commission update. PLEASE DM ME ON FURAFFINITY, DA, OR ON DISCORD because there is no way to reply to it on there and it should be discussed in direct messages.

comm for @sharkbubble.bsky.social of Millie getting in a real ballooning situation.

Furaffinity trying to be more inclusive by removing gender options to combat transphobia, thereby removing all genders including trans sexualities, causing outrage and ruining tagging is pretty much what I thought was gonna happen. IF IT'S NOT BROKE DON'T FIX IT.

I see your 5 second rule and I raise you "it's still food" I oughta do more Margo. I'm sitting on an untapped well here

OMFG, MY RESTAURANT IS CANON IN OWL HOUSE LORE. *Points* Burger queen is the name of the establishment owned and operated by my OC Cynthia Lodge and it's actually in the show. I know it's a generic parody name but fuck it it's a reference. Fat fetish episode when?

anarchistolas cookbook #krolikartworx #krolik-art #kroliart #fatfur #fatstolas #anarchist #octavia #helluvaboss

Well boys, I did it. I did what spongebob never could do because he sucks. I am now an official, licensed, and bonded seaman. Just like Agnes Scrimshaw or Aquaman. I can legally drive boats now but I still don't have a driver's license. Easier to get a boating one than a car one. What a country.

Did you know coughdrops melt? I didn't until I opened my laptop bag and saw melted coughdrop rappers inside staining my shit. At least I got the bag cleaned out.

I swear to god outlook mail has the worst spam filtering system of all time, man. It'll put official shit from microsoft and other websites in junk but then shit like P!@[email protected] gets in my inbox.

#MurriamChubster #fatfur Today’s Word: Garrulous - pointlessly or annoyingly talkative; wordy “Mayor Franklin’s garrulous speeches about Corden Springs’ charm abruptly end as soon as the Cowpoke Corral catering arrives. Consequently, the number on his scale is higher than the town’s population.”

Ladies Gentlemen I have news. Big news. I AM GETTING THE BURGER KING ACCOUNT BACK BABY I AM SO HAPPY THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN AND THEY WANT FOUR MORE YEARS OF BURGER KING

NSFW mods on the chopping block, calling it now.

I mean he’s not technically a fursona because he doesn’t really look or act like me but uhhh here’s Tristan he’s a fat fuck (Art by @energyunit.bsky.social)

After shower Softness. Would you give a rub?

Okay, let's try this again. Here's my NSFW fat fetish twitter so feel free to refollow me on there. x.com/gravsecretag...

See that? That, children, is what we call a falseflag. You see that specific aircraft carrier vessel is going to be decommissioned soon...and yet they are placing it RIGHT there? Anything that happens to this boat is an excuse for a full out assault. Wouldn't be the first time. *cough* USS Liberty

Really pisses me off when someone takes the torch from someone else and pays ZERO respect to the original creator, source material, or characters. Just a fucking product for them to manipulate, change, & sell. Spiteful and shitty. If you aren't fully commited to their vision then don't work on it.

This movie is unironically better than having sex and I'm NOT kidding Terrible book adaption though

Me trying to woo Queen Octavia even though her idea is sex is fattening me into a megaton manblob who can't even function without food in me 24/7

Today I got chills thinking about how it's going to be as I continue to get fatter. 600 is going to feel amazing, but it's just the start. I want this so badly that it's almost all I think about. I will show you just how massive I can get.

a sisyphean cycle

Look out, it's Robert! His power is he OPEN CARRIES his TWO S&W 29s! (am I bad at super heroes? :( )

kids' show

#deltarune spoilers kinda afflicted by that snowgrave mind control