grease-monitor.bsky.social
Retail Wage Slave / Lurker / Watcher/ Thing Enjoyer
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Careful, I hear they're lethal at 8 months.
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Better yet, doing the assignment, but in a way that goes completely contrary to the implied intention of that assignment, but still getting top marks because of a point-by-point stream of bullshit explaining why it totally was following the assignment after all even though it wasn't.
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BAH GAWD KANG
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Careful man, first it's the Gamer Gloves, then the Gamer Shoes, and before you know it you're mainlining G Fuel behind the wall of Funko Pops at Gamestop.
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FEESH
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Hexagon patterns and Tron lights
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That's why all I focus on is "Does number go up? How big go up?"
Sure, now I'm stuck in this cursed armor that steadily poisons me and randomly makes me blind, but number go up!
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Jigsaw puzzles are just model kits for pictures, when you think about it.
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- sleep
- spacing out
- mentally reciting the lyrics to songs I haven't actually heard in a decade
- finding hundreds of hours of anime online; watch NONE of it
- breaking out into cold sweat while boiling pasta
- pasta
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I think it's partly due to the idea that "art" is something that's supposed to come from within, while using references is just "copying what you see". They don't realize that drawing what you see with your eyes is how you train your hand to draw what you see in your mind.
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PH never misses Bingo Night at the Senior Rec Center.
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Would it have helped if there was clearly a sheet between you and the phone? Nothing is inappropriate if it happens through a sheet.
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MORE LIKE GOBLIN THAT FOOD
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Legally questionable fish is the best fish. The uncertainty adds flavor.
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All of the fuck words! ALL of them!
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Glad to see you make the switch, buddy.
Now, quick! Rebrand! Shower the world with essays on why Final Wars is your favorite Godzilla movie of all time.
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Plot twist: the article isn't about what order to read the books in, but literally how to perform the act of reading them.
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Please don't bully the sentient cash mountain. It's just a little guy!
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The perfect mask to wear on a nice stroll to the blood fountain.
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Floof on a Roomba
Floomba