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greatbiglizard.bsky.social
Boring. Sanctimonious. Still not a lizard
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DID YOU KNOW that "nom de plume," however much it looks like French (and is of course composed of French bits and bobs), is as English as spotted dick?

submitted 8 days ago • 22 comments

sorry i’m late bro there were enemies nearby and i couldn’t fast travel

submitted 12 days ago • 6 comments

they wont let you climb the Churchill statue because they're afraid people will find out the trousers come off and that they gave the statue a fully accurate bumhole

submitted 24 days ago • 8 comments

Karl Stromberg takes delivery of another Hornet.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database

submitted 31 days ago • 63 comments

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Just found out that my wife recorded over all my Bonnie Tyler videos with footage of her favourite Norwegian band. There’s nothing I can do. It’s totally clips of A-Ha.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Delighted that the Steel Industry (Special Measures) Bill includes a provision that Jonathan Reynolds doesn’t have to break into Scunthorpe steelworks all by himself.

submitted 49 days ago • 28 comments

Marrilion

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

The Atlantic is refusing to publish my article entitled "I Tried All the Scams in the Dead Prez Song 'Hell Yeah' and Here’s What Went Down." Huge missed opportunity to amplify a growing group of marginalized voices (scammers) in the public square.

submitted 50 days ago • 18 comments

I just did the numbers and this assumption looks to be completely right. Let’s pause for a minute and consider how INSANE this is. 🧵

submitted 58 days ago • 86 comments

Where’s Penelope Keith when you need her?

submitted 59 days ago • 9 comments

Do you want to feel good? Give this a spin

submitted 61 days ago • 6 comments

Harvey Price time then. In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.

submitted 61 days ago • 14 comments

**In the war planning group chat.** - I think we need to bomb Yemen. - Why? Is the Grink there?

submitted 68 days ago • 3 comments

the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time

submitted 84 days ago • 69 comments

Has anyone checked to see if Danny Rampling’s diaper needs changed. Buddy, if getting called a cunt on internet was a violation of the Geneva conventions I’d have half of techno twitter in The Hague. Go take a nap, dad.

submitted 86 days ago • 2 comments

STAND CLEAR OF THE PLATFORM THE NEXT TRAIN DOES NOT STOP HERE Was quickly revised to STAND CLEAR OF THE PLATFORM THE NEXT TRAIN MAY NOT STOP HERE It did stop and everyone got on, regardless of destination, just to feel something.

submitted 87 days ago • 2 comments

The wallet inspector will see you now

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

OK, people have asked so here’s my high score, 21.60m (usually get NOWHERE NEAR that) - Lucky with items (no mattresses!) - Dumped binbags & tyre in harmless places - Braced the structure with level pallets vole.wtf/styscraper/

submitted 95 days ago • 22 comments

When Darren Grimes was three years old, Zig and Zag taught Wu-Tang Clan member Ol’ Dirty Bastard how to fold a napkin into the shape of a pineapple live on breakfast TV.

submitted 95 days ago • 10 comments

Michael Young coined the phrase "meritocracy" as satire, and then he fathered Toby Young in case people didn't get the joke.

submitted 98 days ago • 7 comments

The Channel 5 karaoke game show Night Fever (97-02) is a real rolodex of celebrities you forgot about, and celebrities you're amazed appeared on Night Fever!

submitted 99 days ago • 37 comments