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Nonpartisan legislative attorney in MN. Nothing on here an endorsement or the views of my employer. I assure you they don’t care about my mid range sports takes.
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submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

Handing over the yardage book like “idk this will buy me 10 seconds” is very relatable

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

The Colby Rasmus reference 🥰

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

PLEASE

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

*pete weber 'that's right'.gif*

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The search for meaning in the face of grief is an essential part of the human experience. Alisson Becker has captured it perfectly in a beautifully, gut-wrenching read. ❤️ www.theplayerstribune.com/alisson-beck...

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

anyone ripping Merlin Bird app in the background while watching the Masters?

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

je t’aime

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

welcome to opening day, if you wanted a game on during the afternoon to entertain yourself you can fuck off sincerely, rob manfred

submitted 61 days ago • 12 comments

last night's White Lotus (people get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

10 team fantasy baseball league - newcomer championship in '23, Acuña-led team in last in '24. This is a weird draft. Autodrafted the first pick.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Paris Saint-Germain did everything — but score. #PSGLIV | #UCL

submitted 83 days ago • 6 comments

🎵🎵Take me down to the graupel city // where the graupel’s thick // and the graupel’s pretty🎵🎵

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

Ah yes, so if Liverpool lose we finish on 100 points????

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Lingonberry syrup, ginger beer, 100% cranberry juice. Call it the “The Reds on Top”

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

An absolute goddamn legend. RIP.

submitted 131 days ago • 21 comments

First broomball game of the season was a solid 5-0 shutout despite the slippiest ice in existence. I aim in net for a combination of Alisson Becker, Dominik Hasek, and Yadier Molina.

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment