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Nonpartisan legislative attorney in MN. Nothing on here an endorsement or the views of my employer. I assure you they don’t care about my mid range sports takes.
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Draisaitl pronounced in French gives me life

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BlueSky is the place to post these midrange takes — The closest cultural and thematic successor to The Sopranos I’ve watched in 2025 is the Dale Earnhardt 4-part documentary. Still have 4/4 to finish and hooboy…

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“I deeply regret everything that led up to this moment”

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C’est fini.

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Handing over the yardage book like “idk this will buy me 10 seconds” is very relatable

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The Colby Rasmus reference 🥰

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PLEASE

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*pete weber 'that's right'.gif*

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The search for meaning in the face of grief is an essential part of the human experience. Alisson Becker has captured it perfectly in a beautifully, gut-wrenching read. ❤️ www.theplayerstribune.com/alisson-beck...

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anyone ripping Merlin Bird app in the background while watching the Masters?

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je t’aime

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welcome to opening day, if you wanted a game on during the afternoon to entertain yourself you can fuck off sincerely, rob manfred

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last night's White Lotus (people get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it.

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10 team fantasy baseball league - newcomer championship in '23, Acuña-led team in last in '24. This is a weird draft. Autodrafted the first pick.

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Paris Saint-Germain did everything — but score. #PSGLIV | #UCL

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🎵🎵Take me down to the graupel city // where the graupel’s thick // and the graupel’s pretty🎵🎵

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Ah yes, so if Liverpool lose we finish on 100 points????

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Lingonberry syrup, ginger beer, 100% cranberry juice. Call it the “The Reds on Top”

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