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Nonpartisan legislative attorney in MN. Nothing on here an endorsement or the views of my employer. I assure you they don’t care about my mid range sports takes.
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Draisaitl pronounced in French gives me life

BlueSky is the place to post these midrange takes — The closest cultural and thematic successor to The Sopranos I’ve watched in 2025 is the Dale Earnhardt 4-part documentary. Still have 4/4 to finish and hooboy…

“I deeply regret everything that led up to this moment”

C’est fini.

Handing over the yardage book like “idk this will buy me 10 seconds” is very relatable

The Colby Rasmus reference 🥰

PLEASE

*pete weber 'that's right'.gif*

The search for meaning in the face of grief is an essential part of the human experience. Alisson Becker has captured it perfectly in a beautifully, gut-wrenching read. ❤️ www.theplayerstribune.com/alisson-beck...

anyone ripping Merlin Bird app in the background while watching the Masters?

je t’aime

welcome to opening day, if you wanted a game on during the afternoon to entertain yourself you can fuck off sincerely, rob manfred

last night's White Lotus (people get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it.

10 team fantasy baseball league - newcomer championship in '23, Acuña-led team in last in '24. This is a weird draft. Autodrafted the first pick.

Paris Saint-Germain did everything — but score. #PSGLIV | #UCL

🎵🎵Take me down to the graupel city // where the graupel’s thick // and the graupel’s pretty🎵🎵

Ah yes, so if Liverpool lose we finish on 100 points????

Lingonberry syrup, ginger beer, 100% cranberry juice. Call it the “The Reds on Top”