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greennotcabbage.bsky.social
Villager, talker of nonsense, wine lover, bossed around by a small dog.
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I'm just enjoying a nice glass of refreshing minty soup. It's very satisfying.
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Breakfast soup is real soup. Stop being so soupist.
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Ah, was that around the same time Father Julian had to tell him that you can't use Shredded Wheat as the host during Communion?
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Michael, why are you so against breakfast soup? Did Mammy1979 ban you from having Frosties again due to the way you react to sugar?
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But it's delicious.
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Trolling? We're simply appreciating soup in all its forms. [DM to Tanky: try Overnight Oats Soup, it'll blow your mind]
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I’m so glad we can share these soup recipes. Delicious and nutritious.
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I even added some berries to it, a kind of fruity crouton.
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Oh, Pam I had a lovely granola and greek yogurt soup this morning. Maybe you (and Michael) would like the recipe for that?
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Weally? And I thought the omelette/frittata debacle would be the most embarrassing thing you’d post this week.
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[PRIVATE POST TO WILL] Thanks, Will. Antagonising Michael is a hobby that has brought me much joy. I'd encourage everyone to give it a try. [END OF PRIVATE POST TO WILL]
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Sure it will.
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How many communities are you the laughing stock of now? You must be well into double digits.
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I heard Mrs Buckley tell Mrs Thompson that Callum’s Nan is actually going to come to visit the village next weekend instead, and she’s really looking forward to watching Callum at karate on Saturday.
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I know how busy you must be not doing things, so I made you another poster you may find useful.
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Me right now
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She wants to know if the score corresponds with the number of treats she’s allowed have?
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What rating would you give a gremlin? To assist you in your deliberations, here is the Gremlin.
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Happy birthday, Buns!
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Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur!
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Congratulations to Austria. That was nerve wracking.
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It’s the best part of the night, the glorious confusion that is the voting #Eurovision
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Ever wondered what it would look like if a smurf and the Duolingo owl got into a row? Wonder no longer #Eurovision
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If this was the Rose of Tralee, that red skirt would have whipped off and a jig performed before we’d have even hit the half way mark #Albania #Eurovision
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Yet another song about Italy. Et tu gimp mask? #SanMarino #Eurovision
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Why is she kneeling in a giant kitty litter tray? #France #Eurovsion
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“I’m a Lumberjack” for the influencer age #Sauna #Sweden #Eurovision
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Another bodysuit and thigh high boot combo. Did someone in the costume department get a job lot of them? #Denmark #Eurovision
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Oh I quite like Portuguy and his guitar #Eurovision
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Oh here’s #Malta to make up for it. A red lacy bodysuit, with a leopard skin print, bows and rhinestones. Someone cleared out Ann Summer’s stock #Eurovision
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#Switzerland had a nice, sweet song. Where’s the fun in that? #Eurovision
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Risky using a treadmill with those baggy trousers #Armenia #Eurovision
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#Greece has brought a Nana Mouskouri look alike and she’s determined to burn the place down #Eurovision
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All of your “evidence” sounds exactly like you. Are you a whale or a dolphin, Michael?
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It’s been a few years since we’ve had a light up musical instrument on stage. #Germany #Eurovision
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If anyone is looking for the masking tape when they are packing up the stage tomorrow maybe ask #Poland #Eurovision
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Is that piano compensating for something? #Italy #Eurovision
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If Stifler’s mom did #Eurovision #Finland
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Anyone else hoping for a bit of B*witched when they said that song was called C’est la Vie? #Netherlands #Eurovision
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*Passes over the Nurofen*
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I swear I have this on an old Enigma tape from the 90s #Latvia #Eurovision
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Icelandic Jedward are in the house #Eurovision
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The Austrian singer sounds exactly like what I think I sound like singing in the shower #Eurovision
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#UnitedKingdom neatly summing up that mini interval “comedy” spiel. What the hell just happened indeed. #Eurovision