greenplasticmike.bsky.social
A green plastic watering can for a fake plastic Chinese plant.
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My proudest achievement as a parent is that I managed to impart a deep love of Jeff Buckley's music in my daughter.
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2547?
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Oh god!
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DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT
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Oh wow.... DEEEEP cut. Son of Sam I Am was in heavy rotation for me in the 90s. Haven't thought about that band in decades. Thanks.
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It's like the inspiration for these folks was the appearance of the ruling class in the Hunger Games movies.
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Implied: Flappers shit their height in lipstick every four years.
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What the hell is going on here? Did someone get a bronzer recommendation from a certain someone?
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That she can say all of this without even a small smirk... is impressive.
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However... he has not succeeded yet. We should never stop holding him to the checks and balances that the Constitution affords.
He can't just have unlimited power because he starts acting like he has unlimited power.
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fair point.
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“I am ordering local authorities…”
My dude, that’s not how the presidency works.
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This small man will never ever tire of getting his asshole licked.
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My favorite song by A Tribe Called Quest
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I’ll bet you Grok thinks it has something to do with South African white genocide.
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So, the dumbest, least relevant litmus test. Gotcha.
I'm probably not gonna vote for Biden in 2028, btw.
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So, "Let them eat tariffs," then?
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I guess what I'm tryin to say is, "Where's Dookie?"
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=tauY...
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GREAT idea. I've pinned it. Thank you.
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FANLGT. - Fuck Around and Never Learn a Goddamn Thing
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Radiohead -15 Step
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Actually snorted just now thx.
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Got a couple of other cardinals to join Google Wave beta, but nobody could figure out how it worked, so they all just forgot about it.
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I once saw him drink malort in a Walgreens parking lot in Wheaton.
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I hold out hope that we'll look back at this period in history and shake our damn heads that we thought AI was going to solve most of our problems, instead of becoming another 100 problems to solve.
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This seems like it would have a high probability of backfiring rather badly.
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Maraschino is such an underrated flavor element. It’s basically the fish sauce of mixology, makes everything taste whatever the boozy equivalent of umami is, ineffably complex yet sweet.
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Dang, now I’m going to have to make one
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They also repeatedly ignore the fact that he lacks any sense of humor whatsoever, and is not capable of joking.
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That big fluffy tail does so much work in making squirrels likable. Take away the tail fluff, and you're really just looking at a rat or a possum.
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You should know that capybaras exist.