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Writer of novels, screenplays and bite-sized book reviews.
Don’t blame me for the impending catastrophe, I voted for Kamala.
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Republicans in Congress, who spent the last few years investigating Hunter Biden’s eating habits, won’t lift a finger to look into this shocking breach of trust.
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The war in Ukraine is very much like a home invasion—all that’s required for it to end is for the criminals to go home.
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Blaming Zelensky for starting the war is like blaming the Twin Towers for 9/11.
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These guys are “originalists” except for whenever they find it convenient not to be.
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I have asked myself this question 100 times, and I can’t think of a single thing.
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Be fair. It’s more like two and a half months.
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Top priorities for Congress:
1) Take back tariff power
2) Restrict ability to fire
3) No insider trading
4) Codify Emoluments
5) Term limits
6) Sure up NATO
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Well, they’re succeeding…
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Trés jolie!
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Wow, Petey OT catching strays. Who’d a thunk?
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I’m old enough to remember Republicans calling Obama a dictator because he tried to make health insurance more affordable. Can’t imagine what they’d have done if he said he might run for a 3rd term.
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Tariffs are revenue the government brings in from Americans. Which by definition makes them taxes.
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What do we think he stores in the safe?
A) Guns
B) Old iPhone cases
C) Trophies from his victims
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Serious question: If Trump *was* a Kremlin asset, what would he be doing differently? I can’t think of a single thing. Can you?
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Good. Their stupidity wasn’t helping.
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Yep
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You knew this was coming. It’s hard to express how much other automakers dislike Tesla.
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Plus, their fugly as shit.
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It didn’t end well for Il Duce…
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Putin looks at Trump the way Zed looked at the gimp.
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This is the way to go.
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The 14th Amendment was written at a time when MASSIVE numbers of immigrants were pouring into the United States. If Congress didn’t want the citizenship clause to apply to their children, the text would have made that clear.
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You know the old saying, "A lie can make it halfway around the world before the truth even gets its shoes on."
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The economy you inherited was “remarkable” according to the Wall Street Journal and “the envy of the world” according to the Economist. So, cut the gaslighting, jerkoff.
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Also—Darth Vader had a cool voice and Elon sounds like a Helpdesk guy who's been sniffing glue all day.
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Trump is a Kremlin agent. Elon might be, too.
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It's my birthday today, and I'm encouraging folks not to spend!
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Three commercials to watch two seconds of video? Bye bye.
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This is a new strategy: Shoot first, apologize later.
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Nobody is more afraid of their own votes than GOP pols.
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CJ McCollum is gaining on him!
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It’s my birthday tomorrow and I’m still cool with this.
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Imagine how horrified Reagan would be to hear his beloved Republican Party spewing Russian propaganda. It’s shameful.
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Not voting is a choice. And in this case, a terrible one.
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Or they’ll gain miraculous powers after being bombarded by cosmic rays, like the Fantastic Four.
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“Stupid is as stupid does.”
- Forrest Gump
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How on earth does a country of 330 million people choose this grimy old huckster, this shell of a human being, this pathological liar, to be our president? It’s literally insane. He’s the worst person in America.
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I have that tattooed on my arm. The original, not your interpretation.
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Trump used the courts to skirt the power of the executive branch and avoid being tried for his crimes. So…
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I love that movie! My friends and I made a spoof when we were in high school, where the Russians invade our town. It was called “Red Clam.”
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“Zer-zer-dam-ee!”
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“Don’t get fooled again.” That’s the slogan.