greggpearlman.bsky.social
“I did not say what you heard me say. I did not do what you saw me do. I am not who you know I am.” (I’m quoting me. Also “earnest ragging.” Mine.)
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Did he ask about John Barron?
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Except that cottage cheese is edible and silly putty is mildly entertaining.
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Gotta add those ludicrous eyebrows.
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“For all you know, it was the placebo.”
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Well, dammit, where CAN we build them? Or is it that WE can’t, and we need to bring in foreign banana-building specialists?
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We need to get to the bottom of this by finding out where we CAN build bananas.
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STOP SAYING THAT! IT HURTS MY FEEEEEELINGS!
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Hey, cut him some slack. At least he doesn’t hold a fork like a small child. At least not for the photo.
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Sometimes I hate autocorrect.
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Ridiculous, because the robot clones are all Melanie Trump.
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WHICH Air Force One?
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D’oh!
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I believe you.
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He once said it shouldn’t take longer than three seconds to pee.
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“You should know that already! Don’t ask ME to do YOUR homework! Exclamation points!!”
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“For The Lord so loathed His creation….”
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“Rapid unscheduled disassembly.”
The Starship Titanic suffered a total existence failure.
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My first thought was the same, only more Yiddish with two very naughty English syllables in the middle.
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To the grump(s): Suggesting this is about making money is foolish, uninformed, empathy free, and insulting. If anything, dementia’s sheer awfulness needs more exposure, not less, and Molly is handling it in a way that can help others. Who better to share her experiences with than her readers?
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“Must vote MAGA… must vote MAGA….”
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Brian… are you just not seeing it? Hint: In that screenshot, there is, for the first time ever, an actual truth.
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Well done.
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Would the media REALLY have to cover his first visit to a grocery store?
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Great. Now I have to stay home for four months.
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That explains why I can’t remember my high school locker combination.
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Being sick while at work — not as opposed to going home out of consideration for everyone else, but as opposed to not being sick while at work.
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Hey, guy, hamsters are awesome.
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For what little it’s worth, it was mildly but strangely satisfying when Mary Trump, when asked which of Trump’s three eldest children was the least intelligent, said “Donny,” then said something about his lack of intellectual curiosity. Dude’s almost as sharp as a bowl of pudding.
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With Rob Dickens at the wheel.
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I just hope the going doesn’t get too narrow.
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Oh, perfect. That’s all I need. I guess I’ll try to find a way to use the “I forgot” defense. Worked for Robert Blake.
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And feel kinda silly now because I just bought the bridge from a guy in the Target parking lot.
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Could be worse: could be the one of Jesus guiding Trump’s pen.
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Like he could ever grow even a single facial hair through that asphalt he calls skin.
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“I wear tight pants. I always stuff a sock in.”
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He be taking the yoke. The yoke!
Unless I got my aviation terminology wrong again.
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Guessing, however, that Jesus wouldn’t have bitched about the painting on Truth Social and threatened the artist.
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I’m not a Springsteen guy, but now I wanna buy all his music, solely because of our very stable and mature president’s post. How has the guy lived this long with skin the thickness of a cocktail peanut? His insides should have burst out long ago.
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Because we use “microcybers” to mean groceries now. Duh.
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Hide?
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I… I kee-yant. I just KEEE-yant!
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Well, Clooney’s changed a lot….
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There are fractions that would be more troubling.
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That seems more than fair.
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Gift… bribe… fine line.
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Well, to be fair, the plane from Qatar will be more vulnerable to cyberattacks than the REAL Air Force One, so he’s sacrificing national security. Again.
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That would mean someone would have to interact with Miller, which sounds a lot like sticking your hand through a small hole and into something sticky, smelly, sharp, and toxic, but worse.
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I do like the notion of a wrong direction in which to wring one’s hands, though.
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But has he heard of Edwards Guzman?
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Like Trump watches PBS.