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"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

It's #WorldGinDay And #NationalBourbonDay And #NationalRoséDay Sponsored by Paracetamol 💊 @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

Something Cathy pointed out last night: whoever was in charge of choosing an estate agent to flog the old BBC TV Centre now it’s been converted into luxury flats really DID NOT think it through…

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Just been reminded of this. Older viewers will remember that Cozy Powell went on Record Breakers to break the world record for the most drums played in under one minute, a magnificently absurd piece of television which I made more absurd a while back by adding piano, because I had time on my hands

Defying Gravity!🍎

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1527

“Well done to Maureen, the winner of tonight’s Bingo top prize of £20. Drinks are on you, eh, love! Next up is the Meat Raffle. But first, the owner of the silver Fiesta parked by the bins, you've left your lights on."

@dannykellywords.bsky.social hold on a moment, I recognise that face

Yep, definitely!

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1509

A little bit of penciltration✏️

How the British got their name 🇬🇧

400 years ago they would be ducking him in the pond... 🧙‍♂️

We need to fix the kids…

Obviously Twitter is now a horrendous place, but I do still have fond memories of it, like when stuff like this would happen.

Fancy a rope trick? Why knot…

From the CWS ARCHIVE. September 2023.

#TrumpTariffs

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Pretty sure if you’re a dog owner it’s some sort of law that, when you’ve finished eating something, you have to hold up both hands and turn them to show both sides whilst saying “All gone” to your dog to prove you’re not holding out and hiding food from them.

Leaving aside the hatefulness, the toxicity, the relentless self-pity and victimhood-craving made somehow even MORE pathetic by the pseudo-heroic posturing of the last sentence, can we take a second to consider how parents who’ve ACTUALLY lost a child must feel when they read this?

Britain Has Talent. Apparently. @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

For TFI Friday's 100th show I wrote a song to mark the occasion. It was brilliantly delivered by Mick Hucknall.

Happy Paddy’s Day! ☘️ But please, put the stout down…

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1464

Happy birthday to the goat himself, Mister Steve Harris 🤘

Another belter!! If they want to be perceived as the good guys, maybe Team Trump should start wearing white cowboy hats. It works in films. Oh, & yes I do read the bit under the reporters name!

I've really enjoyed loads of these but this is Top 5 without a doubt!!