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It’s the not the summer content we asked for, but it’s the summer content we needed πŸ‘Œ

I absolutely love Eze, he’s a fabulous player and so much fun. BUT, Rodrygo is more of the profile that I think we need ngl and there’s not a chance we can get both I wouldn’t turn my nose up at Eze don’t get me wrong, but yeah still thing Rodrygo would be my preference given the choice

Has a potential fee for Mosquera been mooted yet? Would be very curious to know what sort of price we can get him for Either way, very good business once again

Sorry, to the who again exactly? 😏

Assuming Norgaard gets done for around Β£10m, this summer is off to a flyer I’m ngl Zubimendi > Partey Norgaard > Jorginho Kepa > Neto Massively upgrading (Both the starting 11 and at depth) across 3 positions for Β£70m is not bad going

The UWCL qualifying round draws happen today but Arsenal, of course, are not involved because they won the Champions League and the team that wins the Champions League (aka the champions of Europe) goes straight into the league phase as the winners and defending champions of Europe.

Not all heroes wear capes ... some drive tow trucks! =================

🚨 Martin Zubimendi is in London to meet Arsenal officials and complete the formalities of his move from Real Sociedad. More from @david-ornstein.bsky.social and @gunnerblog.bsky.social ‡️

FUCKING VOLLEY DUCKS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Get fucked that our opening 3 away games are at Old Trafford, Anfield, and St James Park πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Oh while they’re at it, why not throw in 2 European sides in between for shits and giggles

1) We have absolutely no idea what 2 hour time slot you’re delivery has been given 2) It doesn’t matter because it’s impossible to do anyway without driving in a way where I’d lose my driving license (It’s assumed I’m always driving the maximum speed limit to every address without stopping)

π™π™π™žπ™¨ π™¬π™π™€π™‘π™š π™šπ™­π™˜π™π™–π™£π™œπ™š π™žπ™¨ 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙀𝙑π™ͺπ™©π™š π™œπ™€π™‘π™™! IW: "Didn't you see my bike?" 😏 MLS: "Lime bike?" 🚲 MLS: "Can you ride this one?" πŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ IW: "What you talking about, I bloody rode it here!" 😑 IW: "What did you say?" 🀨 MLS: "Ian right it off." 🀭 π— π—Ÿπ—¦ π—Άπ˜€ π˜π—Όπ—Ό π—³π˜‚π—»π—»π˜†!!!! 🀣 πŸ˜­πŸ‘πŸΎ

Wishing a happy Father’s Day to the ones who step up and love their kids, whether your a biological dad, step dad, or another father figure altogether ❀️

10k steps, 260 packages, over 2.5 tons in cumulative weight, 31C weather, and 10 hours later, I’m home I’ve never been more grateful for the weekend

If we’re able to get Zubi, Sesko and Kepa done before July then I don’t think we could have asked for a better start to the window 3 absolute bare minimum checkboxes ticked off early, then plenty of time to get the best possible deal for a top class winger like Rodrygo 🀞🀞

Who could've seen it coming that in an offseason full of debate and division, Kepa Arrizabalaga would be the one to bring the Arsenal fanbase back together ❀️

Morgan Rogers would be really a lot of fun ngl, but I’d be really curious to see where he’d play in our team Don’t think he’s the sort of LW for Arteta, and our midfield is pretty much nailed in with Zubi, Rice and Odegaard Not that I’d mind finding out if we did get him out of Villa

With so much football news, it's been overlooked how bad the 2026 World Cup format is - 70% of games just to return it to 32 teams It's just more "content", and football industry figures are now comparing it to Disney/Marvel/Star Wars' saturation problem www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

Do find Mbeumo going to Utd (From his POV) a bizarre one ngl. Just don’t see the sell for a player of his calibre with what else he’d probably have on offer Admittedly also not sure hes a fit for us anyway, only really leaves Semenyo as the β€˜PL proven’ option and he’s also the better Arsenal choice

Erm, wtf has just happened

Think we’re probably a little bit fortunate to go in ahead, would say Oldham have just about edged this game so far Sometimes you need the ball to bounce your way, here’s hoping it’s our day 🀞

Omfg, how has that dropped wide That is literally millimetres

I was just moaning that this ref blows for absolutely nothing, suddenly quite relieved he’s taking that approach cause that really should be a penalty for Oldham 😬

GTFI!!!!!

Come on then you shrimpers!!!

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#arsenal #championsofeurope

Good touch of class that is tbf πŸ‘

Thank Christ this season is over in 3 minutes Cause that sums it all right up

Where on earth have they plucked 7 minutes from?!?

Ive missed this version of Odegaard ❀️ Can’t wait to see it back next season

Oi oi Everton πŸ‘€

Fair fucks that’s a hell of a block πŸ˜