grumpylinguist.bsky.social
34. Basically just a goblin.
Austin, TX. He/him. Autistic. Don't be weird in my mentions.
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While this is every hotel bar it’s also specifically the Aloft hotel bar in downtown Dallas the night I was in town renewing my passport.
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“New Yorkers making democracy work” while acting like a cog in classic New York Machine Politics. Dissolve your group and eat my ass hair.
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This is also therapy, in a way
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Update: we’ve reached Polegate.
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We literally arrived at Euston station with a 60m12s delay. 30-59 minutes would’ve entitled me to 50% of the ticket price. 60m and greater and Avanti compensates 100%
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Which, ok, hope they’re alright, but we’re locked on the train indefinitely and the last tube services to my hotel end at… now.
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The tissue paper is Tribute so the house cryptid avoids further Destruction
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Almost a year at this point and I do not miss it
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Since January 1 I've had maybe 10 legitimate calls. I went OFF on a guy last week when I answered a call that had a number connected to the Texas government on the Caller ID and it wound up being a scammer offering me a free Carnival cruise.
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Give me one caipirinha, I'ma open my legs
Give me two caipirinhas, I'ma give you some head
Give me three caipirinhas, I'ma put it in my puss'
Give me four caipirinhas, I'ma put it in my tush
Give me five caipirinhas, I'ma have some fun
Give me five caipirinhas, I'ma put it in your bum
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One of my mum’s cats figured that out and we learned when the hot water tap was open at full blast one morning. Fortunately she’s not done it again
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Potentially the most cursèd scenario: Elon’s botched hog is less fucked-up than Miller’s
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I forgot to mention the severe weather alert is for "extreme cold"
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Tonight we have a severe weather alert in Rio de Janeiro that's the same level ("Severe threat to life or property") as this thunderstorm warning. It will be 19°C tonight.
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I think about her all the time "I came all the way from England and when I get in the water, my fingers and toes start to turn blue. Don't you understand that's a sign of hypothermia? That's a bad thing, yeah? There must be something you can do about this" reader, there were several heated pools.
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Slightly more relevant but in 2022 in Mauritius, in the winter, I remember hearing an English woman loudly complain at the manager that the ocean was too cold and "there must be something you can do about this"
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I'm in Brazil at the moment and the highlight of my day was listening in on a small group of Brits, one of whom did not know what the Amazon is. None of them knew where in Brazil it is.