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Pretend human and own worst enemy. What am I doing here? Where is this? Do I really need to share my opinion on anything? Why should anyone care? Ignore the creature behind the curtain!!! Do not perceive!
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If you don’t know about Kenji Lopez-Alt’s hack for phenomenal oven roasted potatoes, you SHOULD. I thought I already made those deliciously but holy crap. Made these and eggs and fried chorizo with caramelized onions and youngest kid & husb & I ate every scrap. 😍 www.seriouseats.com/the-best-roa...

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

CRAFTS PEOPLE WHO USE CABOCHONS: I want to redo the way I store my mix and match cabochons but I gotta sell the ones I already have before I can do it. So I'm doing 20% off MIX AND MATCH CABOCHON orders of $50 or more. Runs through the weekend. No code needed. nora.jewelry/collections/...

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

Your daily inspirational poster.

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

My life would be an utter hellscape without my daily affirmations from @effinbirds.com.

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

Minor spoiler for Murderbot S1E4 After seeing it in the episode i figured they _had_ to release the full version, and they did!! The complete, undistorted Rise of Sanctuary Moon intro! Or rather, not artificially distorted? =) @marthawells.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW29...

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

This is exactly what the NYC subway is like, and it's beautiful (trimmed video by Ian O'Connor via instagram.com/p/DAbHW7txiiv)

submitted 243 days ago • 141 comments

I don't know this inner peace of which you speak, but an inner piece of cake will fix you up for a little tiny bit...

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Just cat things #art #cuteart #cat

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

You know, Newsom's spiral into sniveling "moderate lib"/conservative pick-me-ism would be a series of hilarious self-owns if he weren't hurting so many people.

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struck today with how I wish many of you lived “in the neighborhood” close enough to drop off soup

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News from the world of companies using AI to cheat, lie, and steal. Share this story. It is despicable, and what’s worse, in due time it’s going to be tragically typical and unremarkable. Unless we fight them. NOW. www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

Have you ever wanted to make friends with the big, scary monster? So does my Heracles. And he's going to do it until he's got the weirdest found family ever constructed.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Yes, I’m going to have some tea. For morale.

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Friends, my publisher has noticed that many, many of you signed up to win a copy of A PHILOSOPHY OF THIEVES last month — so many that they wanted to give you all another chance to win with a second (!) #goodreadsgiveaway now through June 10! Go grab your chance! www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

My child that is not yours "Meep?" Correct, NOT yours

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

The problem is he knows he's cute #DailyDoggo

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It is utterly unthinkable to a lot of Christian conservatives that any “good person” could end up without proper resources who can’t access those resources through a church or family member. Like they actually believe it isn’t possible it’s so far outside of their experience bubble.

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