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Comedian & writer with Long Covid *Posts are for humor & entertainment* I write #MaskholeClapbacks jokes & essays for the Covid-Cautious community at guinesspig.ghost.io Read Wayside: A serial novel for free at: tinyurl.com/wayside-novel

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I was trying to send a text about the federal government but autocorrect changed it to feral government and y’all I felt that

submitted 102 days ago • 4 comments

Did you know-the Covid-19 pandemic isn’t over? If you unmasked & are dealing with new health issues, you’re not alone. Millions of Americans suffer from premature emaskulation. Visit maskbloc.org for info about masking & free N-95 respirators. #PrematureEmaskulation

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Parody + Karaoke = Paradoke Sing along if you need a laugh to 'A Few of the Things That are Woke' (to the tune of A Few of My Favorite Things) guinesspig.ghost.io/paradoke-a-f...

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Parody + Karaoke = Paradoke Sing along if you need a laugh to 'A Few of the Things That are Woke' (to the tune of A Few of My Favorite Things) guinesspig.ghost.io/paradoke-a-f...

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A Tribute to Generation X: How the Lawrence Welk Show & Other Childhood Traumas Prepared Us for Living Through a Pandemic guinesspig.ghost.io/a-tribute-to...

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

My daughter’s speech therapist went out of business because Medicaid reimbursement rates were too low. We do not have Medicaid. I’m going to keep posting this until people understand that when Medicaid gets cut everyone loses services.

submitted 4 days ago • 161 comments

Got a rescue pet and you don’t know anything about them prior to the adoption? Post a pic. I’ll give you their back story. For entertainment purposes only

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

Got a rescue pet and you don’t know anything about them prior to the adoption? Post a pic. I’ll give you their back story. For entertainment purposes only

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

Gym ads: UNLEASH YOUR INNER BEAST My inner beast:

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

My senior dog’s been peeing indoors. We put diapers on her overnight. They work well. We’ve chosen not to learn to live with piss. We’ve adapted. If I’ve learned anything from the CC community, it’s that prevention can be fun/ interesting/sexy. So here you go, my dog in a diaper 🤘

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

What it’s like to be Covid-Conscious: You see a rotten turnip & say “it’s a rotten turnip” & you don’t eat it because it’d make you sick But everyone else looks at the turnip & says “no it’s a peach” & they eat it, & when they’re all sick but you aren’t they point at you & go LOL you fuckin weirdo

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Around the world, experts raise alarm over H5N1. In the US, our leaders continue to ignore the threat. With a 50% mortality rate, people will be scared; maybe scared enough to look to the Covid-Conscious for guidance. I wrote this so you’ll have the msg handy. guinesspig.ghost.io/dear-friend-...

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Laughter is rumored to be the best medicine. Sometimes it’s the only medicine for what ails us. A story about that… guinesspig.ghost.io/when-things-...

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Stranger: Why you wearing a mask Me: I’m protesting capitalism Stranger: What Me: As a socialist, I never take more than I need, so all the pathogens I would have inhaled here are still freely circulating for others Stranger: What Me: You’re welcome, enjoy my share of Covid

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Ring the bells that still can ring Forget your perfect offering There is a crack, a crack in everything That's how the light gets in - ‘Anthem,’ Leonard Cohen Shine your light, friends GIFs only

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Have you heard of the Fish Doorbell? It might just be the most wholesome, delightful place on the web to steal a tiny bit of joy. And it's kind of addictive... I'm hooked. 🪝 guinesspig.ghost.io/something-fi...

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Wayside: A Serial Novel for the Covid-Cautious Community, Episode 12 The Founders’ Council debates how to deal with a vandal, Jessica calls on her peers to honor those who died on the property, Cassie bonds with her young neighbor who talks to ghosts. guinesspig.ghost.io/wayside-a-se...

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Your immune system isn't a Tamagotchi that dies if you don't play with it. "Immunity debt" is a marketing term to make you blame yourself instead of bad policy. Getting sick constantly isn't normal — it’s a public health failure.

submitted 18 days ago • 27 comments

Wayside: A Serial Novel for the Covid-Cautious Community, Episode 12 The Founders’ Council debates how to deal with a vandal, Jessica calls on her peers to honor those who died on the property, Cassie bonds with her young neighbor who talks to ghosts. guinesspig.ghost.io/wayside-a-se...

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I recently watched the movie 'The Mothman Prophecies.' The story is a powerful metaphor for the reality we're living in. Here's a recap/review of the movie with some insights for the CC community. guinesspig.ghost.io/the-mothman-...

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments