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Gamer dad to 3 boys in 3 very different age groups. Sometimes a streamer. Reader (mostly sci-fi & fantasy). Sometimes a writer. Cooker of food. Xennial.
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Didn't that apricot-colored mf in the White House yell at everyone to buy stocks while they were low yesterday? I swear this was one of the biggest, most expensive, and dangerous scams ever. He crashed markets just so his buddies could buy a bunch of stock on the cheap, didn't he?

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I don't have much confidence that the live-action Lilo & Stitch will actually be good, but I hope it is. The Stitch from the commercial was absolutely perfectly adorable and funny, though, and that's perfect.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

It's supposed to be checks and balances, but right now, all I see are minuses and imbalances.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

*watches Hallmark Christmas movies for the good feels and happy endings, gets bombarded by ultra depressing (and long) ASPCA commercials set to Christmas songs* 😮‍💨

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

So many people out there need a grilled cheese cut diagonal and ten thousand dollars cash right now

submitted 191 days ago • 55 comments

I heard that Bill Maher "threatened" to quit.

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

Why are dog breed accounts following me??

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

You should be able to stream the noise level inside of a restaurant before you commit to a reservation

submitted 199 days ago • 23 comments

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

submitted 199 days ago • 600 comments

LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

submitted 199 days ago • 616 comments

Just saw one of the best one-handed catches ever, only to have it ruined by not tucking the ball and fumbling on the very next play. Keep pounding, I guess. (It's hard being a Panthers fan these days. 😮‍💨)

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like everyone was okay with clowns until Binky was in Garfield specials and on the show. "Heeeeey KIDDSSS!!" Creepy, annoying ass.

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments

Just a reminder for anyone out shopping for me today…I do not want ANY birds for Christmas this year. I don’t care if you can get 2 turtle doves for the price of 1 or if there’s a 4AM door-buster deal on French hens. Zero birds. None birds.

submitted 201 days ago • 46 comments

Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!

submitted 202 days ago • 255 comments

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

submitted 203 days ago • 417 comments