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Legal baby basset hound assisted by bestfriend Luther the dachshund and bestfriend Kid Merch: https://gusterbear.myshopify.com
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Hihihi. Kid finally tried Ensure to get more calories and protein. Head is all red and swoled. Parently Kid has lergic reaction to whey.

Hihihi. Kid got special pride bandanas for doggies! Karls is afraid of fashion so Luther is modeling.

Hihihi. New toy has led to chaos!

Hihihi. Luther has discovered: new toy!!!

Hihihi. Luther has reported ANOTHER big barf by Kid. Is wasting foods!

Hihihi. Luther prefers a proper blanket but is willing to use a dishtowel.

Hihihi. Kid is allowed to hold Karlpaw when things are tough.

Hihihi. Kid is allowed to hold Karlpaw when things are tough.

Hihihi. Kid is having rough night. Luther is trying to think of more jokes.

Hihihi. Luther told Karls very funny joke!

Hihihi. Mommy went to Ballard today so Kid got Best Sammich! Doggies are not even asking for sharesies! Kid needs to eat whole sammich!

Hihihi. Karls and Luther went toy shopping together!

Hihihi. Kid felt extra bad last night and today. Luther made smol blanket cave to help. Karls also provided extra kisses.

Hihihi. Kid found tiny printer. Printed smol picture of Karls!

Hihihi. Luther would like to have a talk about: bugs.

Hihihi. Karls would like to offer self as spokesdog for Panera in exchange for salads for Kid. Fancy salad is only thing that appeals to Kid but is too poor to buy salads.

Hihihi. Kid had mammalgram today which is stoopid because is clearly mammal. Kid tried to push through being exhausted and threw up one million times.

Hihihi. Motional support doggies were all ready for Kid’s zoom therapy today but therapist didn’t show up to zoom!

Hihihi. Kid is too sick to do anything for Pride so here are past Pride puppies!

Hihihi. Karls would like to file COMPLAIN. Kid is sleeping with 4 BLANKETS! In June! Is too many blanket.

Hihihi. Kid says is MAJOR CRIMB that they do not make lifesavers that are ALL PINEAPPLE. Karls has volunteered to eat Other Flavors.

Hihihi. Kid drinks lots of fizzy water because it helps settle stomach. Sometimes Kid puts SMOL TREATS in empty bottles and is BEST TOY of 2025!

Hihihi. Kid’s MRI results came back: Kid is (abdominal part) normal!

Hihihi. Kid has had hiccups for more than an hour. Luther is trying to sleep!

Hihihi. Kid feels like hot garbage but did Battholomew repair for Karls!

Hihihi. Kid had zoom pointment (still no results back from MRI) and Karls was on zoom! Stuck giant fuzzy head in front of camera! Kid’s case manager started laughing. Karls said HIHIHI! Karls is best at zoom.

Hihihi. Kid had really hard day. Is so scared about MRI results and everything hurts.

Hihihi. Kid had MRI today and took lots of durgs for anxiety. Is very sleepy and boring. Karls has to entertain self.

Hihihi. Urgent message from BabyKarl.

Hihihi. Kid says is worst day today so here are pictures from same day in better years.

Hihihi. All toys are broken, Kid. Please fix.

Hihihi. Luther just heard bacons.

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Hihihi. Kid is super worn out today but Karls has not forgot #TongueOutTuesday

This is Kid. I’m in the ER again. Everytime I stand up my lips turn blue and my heart rate goes up to 150. Please think good thoughts.

Hihihi. Luther celebrated Mother’s Day yesterday by snuggling with his mommy (Kid) all day.

Hihihi. Happy Mothers Day to best Mommy ever!!!

Hihihi. Wanna watch sports show?