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Star Wars bullshit with a ton of #reylo // extremely NSFW 🔞🔞🔞 she/her, i am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this ⚡️ #reyloart • #reylofic
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2027, the year spaceballs 2: the search for more money heals my Reylo heart

Absolutely love this Behind the music clip

God I hope they make him a crybaby 🙏

I like mine extra wide. #AdamDriver

waking up today realizing that Lewis Pullman playing parody Kylo Ren wasn’t a fever dream

i'm giddy

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1556

Hehe

Update: I would like to stop living through events covered in the 2075 AP US AND World History Exams

I’m so desperate 🤡

Just a note to say I briefly worked on a campaign where @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social was running field operations and saw him motivate a bunch of unpaid volunteers in an uphill battle race years ago and the idea that he’s under experienced in managing people is very funny to me.

"To Mr. Cuomo, I've never had to resign in disgrace. I've never cut Medicaid. I have never stolen hundreds of millions of dollars from the MTA. I have never hounded the thirteen women who credibly accused me of sexual harassment. I have never sued for their gynecological records." - Zohran just now.

The boys don’t believe Ben got his dejarik skills from Chewie

The ears are strong with the Solos. #reyloart

Does this make Diego the Bert in the relationship

the random item shop/save spot deep into a dungeon before a boss

Reporter: what will your response be as mayor to ICE? Mamdani: the actions of ICE are unconstitutional and I will oppose them Cuomo: residents are concerned about ICE, but also public safety Eric Adams: I’ll tell you something about Darkwing Duck, no one can hate a man in a fashionable hat

70.

"i am all the jedi" is still just a stupid line

to make up for my blank quotebleet

Note: complimentary

My whole TL is 50% railing over the descent into fascism and martial law, and the other 50% thirsting over new Adam Driver pics; this tracks ✌️ to that end: life sucks but big man continues to be BIIIIG

My old 16-page comic where Frasier meets Columbo can be read on my website: joechouinard.com/columbo

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

Los Angeles, 2025 📸 afpphoto

They're besties too btw. 🫶

Bros 🤜🤛

Only gonna refer to it as “sex macrame” from now on

Full solidarity with Los Angeles as they fight an invasion of gestapo and the long-standing fascist occupying force that is the LAPD.

Ready for day two at @dokomi.bsky.social 🙌 hope to see you there! (Sorry I was so excited about the little duck that showed up over night xD) I’m in Hall 3 L118 ✨ #dokomi2025