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The hot girls of Canton Merritt have descended upon the downtown location, and the long overdue alliance between these divas and the Mount Vernon gays is finally underway. It’s no longer just a gym, it’s a runway, a kiki, a cultural reset.

Preakness season always makes me want a jockey bf. DMs are open for short kings only 🏇

the hot semi famous actor who has been going to my gym isn’t here today :(

today’s mantra: I'm a princess I'm a temptress I'm a pretty mess I'm a mistress

I don’t think my crush is in love with me yet, but we are going on our sixth date this week

people are so lazy on hinge *kevin liked your photo* you didn’t feel like responding to one of the six prompts I put on there to foster more interesting conversation?

I just don’t think Lisa Vanderpump is good on #VanderpumpVilla she really needs a puppet to make good tv, and does not have that on this show. She comes off as more of a petulant child

I’m having the best day (my crush texted me back)

Every day is hump day (I forgot to post this yesterday)

Really enjoying Hacks on HBO, but I’ve been binge watching so I’m also getting really sick of Ava and Debora screaming at each other in every scene

Gone but not forgotten

welp I guess I’m glad I didn’t buy those Tate McRae tickets

Oh it’s really over my crush watched my story and didn’t like or swipe up 🥲

spotify being down just as I’m getting ready for the gym is doing terrible things for my motivation

haven’t heard from my crush in 33 hours… hope he’s still alive

I feel for Suzie Toot, because she is probably the most talented of the girls, but you can just tell she is not what the judges are looking for. Apparently Drag Race is just a giant audition for the Vegas live show now. #rpdr #rupaul

my speedo and I went to the beach

musky - musty but make it gay

we are soooo back baybeee

Brit is really weird.. first you can tell she’s one of those people who can’t be without their s/o for more than an hour, then she tries to make this pointless beef with Kenya at dinner.. it’s desperate. #rhoa #bravo

Left or right? #gay #gym #flex

sometimes you just have to throw on the noise canceling headphones and pretend you’re in a music video to get through the day

get in loser we’re going dancing #gay #lgbt #gymbro

had the cutest date with a guy I met on *redacted* it was surprisingly wholesome, we went to the botanical gardens and he made me lunch, it was lovely

It never occurred to me to play music from my phone speaker when I have forgotten my AirPods for the gym. Apparently other people think it’s fine 🙄

my strangely shaped loaf

boomers are so entitled at the gym, it’s always “how many do you have left” or “are you almost done” or the worst of all “can I work in with you” lady I just got here stop bothering me!

Gabby Windey has the most soothing voice. It scratches something in my brain #longwinded

I’ve dated cuties and I’ve dated uglies, trust me when I tell you it hurts worse to get done dirty by someone who is barley in your league

wouldn’t it be nice if today’s architecture could be beautiful instead of looking like a glass box…

twinks may be traded, but not stolen

Signs as tracks on Mayhem Aries - Disease Taurus - Killah Gemini - Perfect Celebrity Cancer - Blade of Grass Leo - Abracadabra Virgo - Shadow of a Man Libra - LoveDrug Scorpio - Garden of Eden Sagittarius - How Bad Do You Want Me Capricorn - The Beast Aquarius - Zombieboy Pisces - Vanish into You

The Traitors was good this season but I don’t like when faithfuls act like they’re on some moral high ground… it’s a GAME

In other news it feels like an owl city playlist day #spotify

saw an ex from years ago at the gym the other day and he said “good bye” instead of “bye”.. he must still love me

Saw my abs for the first time since high school

“top tier” is such an overused phrase, people love to hype things that are mid at best

I wonder if I’ll ever feel American pride again 😞

It took thirteen beaches to find one empty But finally, it's mine