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the southern baptist convention just had to sell their headquarters in downtown nashville to pay for all the sex abuse legal fees.

Mozart and Salieri

“Firing back”

bro really asked us to think of the families of those poor poor gestapo agents

okay shut it down we found the best and hottest take.

Tip for reading these headlines: remove "the debate over" or equivalent from them and reread them

It took just 15 years to get from Citizens United to this

and to think they missed meltdown may by five days

Rest in peace Jonathan Joss

Dr. Who is a terrifying premise. Don't like the idea of an alien that can go any where any time but still chooses to mostly hang out with the British.

All glory to General Judi and her coterie of brave resistance fighters; may the blood of their enemies fertilize the greenery of North Yorkshire

what I find most baffling about all this is that biden was in his worst mental state while he was directing policy that someone like tapper most agrees with, and there's zero reckoning with that

kids these days aren't workshopping their vincent price impressions enough these days. that's my main concern about them

Brother he controls the algorithm that forces Nazi posts into your feed even if you don't follow them and block every one you see

Don't overthink it: we already figured out the morally correct way to justly ascribe collective blame for historical atrocities and it's that Everything Is England's Fault

The Presidents Of The United States Of America's "Lump" is one of the first songs about a nonbinary person to chart on the billboard top 100

chuds have such a specific way of delivering bullshit in the form of asking questions and it drives me up the wall every time i hear it

Trying this thing called “micro dosing caffeine” where I drink as much caffeine as a regular person would drink

i see the kisatchie pfp photo and i understand the desire to vindicate your home state but don't call yourself an historian if you think the history of slavery in louisiana was even just-as-bad as slavery across the country. because it was for sure worse here lol

Nathan Fielder’s next show should just be him trying to kill Tom Cruise an HBO budget

u tell white millennials "yea there actually was an original non-remixed Ignition" and they react like putin just opened the oldest vault revealing that jesus was black

one of the upshots of trump's declining mental capacity is how disrespectful he was at the us-uk trade deal signing. as an american it felt really good to hear someone tell british people that they're a small country coming up in the world, and that this trade deal will put them on the map. ahahaha

If you can’t handle me at my Dance Yourself Clean 0:00-3:05 you don’t deserve me at my Dance Yourself Clean 3:06-8:56

Nightmare Scenario: Man Who Casually Says “Hey, How’s It Going” Without Expecting An Actual Response Just Ran Into The ‘Quirky’ Barista (2022)

I feel like the Dropkick Murphys would have more commercial success as a band of middle aged dirtbags who had a hit in 2003 if they embraced bigoted politics and I’m very proud of them for not selling out like so many 3 Doors Downs and Stainds before them

i reiterate that we should send these young men to have good, clean fun icebreaking the northwest passage

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

There’s some amazing high end Chinese food but there is something about absolute middle of the road costs you 10 bucks American Chinese food that is truly one of the world’s greatest meals

yall theyre about to fire every single trucker on the road

what’s- what’s the good way

For some reason I took the time today to remove the “or alive” part of this song so it sounds like Bon Jovi is just singing about how people want him dead.

Eels' “Blinking Lights and Other Revelations” came out 20 years ago today. Our writer Arden Green looks back on the 2005 album in our new retrospective feature. www.undertheradarmag.com/news/eels_re...

this guy'll bray like a jackass in a briar patch if you suggest he's some kind of right wing ideologue but then he'll post shit like this

Pope John Paul George Ringo I.

Michael Shannon

Oh what music do I like? I mostly listen to stupid shit, but lately I've been getting into a bunch of shit that sucks ass

decades of reflection about music and traffic safety later I'm finally emotionally ready to admit that "Move Bitch" was a completely unhinged song. every verse on it more antisocial than the previous one

I wish jrr tolkien could do just a little bit of haunting just to fuck up those tech guys who keep naming their shitty companies after his lore

How do you get your major news? By reverse engineering jokes on social media, obviously.

At least James Carville won an election 33 years ago. And then found the Orb of Zurka, granting him the death which lives. Wtf has Matty Yglesias ever done to prove he knows what he's talking about?

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