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haillemmy.bsky.social
Feral but functional. 🏳️‍🌈 https://b-e-jacobssen.medium.com/
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I don't trust anyone who doesn't buy in to this. It's *perfect* and all of the details line up.
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Seeing another believer in the "John Mason is 007" theory in the wild makes me happy.
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I’ve got a sinking feeling that this could be worse. So much worse.
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That’s something I’d have to dig into. Maybe? Capsaicin might actually be worth checking out. I’ve honestly never tried but I might have to experiment now. 🤔🤔
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I'm worried as well. All it takes is one or two people making very bad decisions to send this entire thing spiraling out of control. This summer is going to be anxiety inducing for lots of us.
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I asked my dad about this and his response was telling: "Fuck if I know but living through a moment where we might find out is terrifying."
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I’m amazed I didn’t end up in prison. 😂😂
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“Neighborhood kids” have always been a fantastic fall guy for all types of “activities”. 😂🤫🫣
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Yup. We’re entering a strange new world.
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Hah! Oops. 😂😂
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Might as well drown me in Armagnac and call me an ortolan
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I'll pass on the mascarpone but pears soaked in brandy is right up my alley.
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They are! (With proper adult supervision of course!!)
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😂 Yes, yes you can.
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Understandable. Remind me to tell you about the time that I almost torched my shed with a homemade flare....
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Backyard chemistry is super fun provided you stick to the safe stuff! Signaling smoke is fun and can be very useful in the right circumstances.
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I love the pear idea.
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Red, Green, Orange, and Yellow! Buying surplus fuses is getting pricey though - need to get a 3D printer so I can start making them in house. Chemically speaking they're pretty simple! KClO3 + MgCO3 + Dyes + Powdered Sugar.
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Once you start building your own (legally I might add!) you'll never go back to store bought.
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Ah. Got it. Looks real good though! 10/10. Would eat.
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Is this a new development?
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It's a nice example of a 289 car. I would have done the black rims to be a bit more period correct but that's a tiny, tiny issue. Otherwise a fantastic specimen. I prefer driving these to the big block versions - they're actually reasonably pleasant & not feral.
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After he’s gone we march on to JH and Breslow.
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He's gone at by the deadline. I guarantee it. Same for Chapman and a few other pieces. They're never seeing .500 again this year.
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It’s *amazing*. The prices are reasonable too!
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I’m probably going to break down and buy them because I am a weak person with no self control. 😂
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Hey, if someone wants to pay me I’m open to it. 😂
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Stuck On You (caramel apple), and Where the Wild Things Grow (grassy strawberry). Still obsessed w/ Black Opium as it’s the ultimate ho scent. 😂
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I’ve been on a fruity kick as of late. My ride or die, year round is Lost Cherry. Even in summer. I got turned on to a brand called Sorce by a friend and they’ve got some amazing things. I’m working through the list but some standouts for me have been Fuckery (boozy cherry), contd…
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Oh, do I. My obsession. What’s good in your world?
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I would absolutely do the same for you.
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“I must have these YSL boots.” Not at $2150 I don’t. 😭😭 It’s not fair.
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You have been blessed by the Glizzy Angel. Enjoy your bounty!
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It happens way too much and I do not like it. Not one bit.
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Haha! Yes!
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“I have to hold it while you pee. Yup. That’s the new rule.”
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Oh, absolutely not. Pure coincidence.
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Joey using inclusive language, during Pride Month no less, was not on my bingo card.
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Ha! Thanks! Glad I could help!
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Hell, I may spring for catering.
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😂😂
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I could be persuaded but I've got enough experience in this arena to know my limits. Even the most well planned immolations can go pear-shaped very, very quickly and the last thing I want to do is anger the local FD.
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I solemnly swear that I will not light them on fire.
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I never said the angle grinder would be powered or have a disc attached. 😉😂
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Bah. That should have read “it isn’t a surprise…”
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It is, but he could possibly back it up with real evidence - who knows what he stole from the government while he was rooting around.