hakirsch.bsky.social
A 1981-model-year wolf who writes gay furry erotica with lots of leather, latex, BDSM, and an annoying amount of plot! Likely NSFW. 18+ only, Minors DNI.
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/hawkwolf
SF: https://hawk.sofurry.com
https://hakirsch.com
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In my various stories, humans are referred to as skinbags by other characters
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I had an awe64 and it had this software Yamaha vl-1 thing and it also had problems loading a lot of soundfonts:/
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I watched that movie multiple times in the 90s and I still don't understand what it was about.
Apparently John Lithgow had fantastic memories of the shoot.
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Is it this one?
bsky.app/profile/sens...
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Btw the miette tweet being
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Ngl this is the postiest post I’ve read today
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When I worked in tech support, the worst customers were people who “are supposed to be smart”
Surgeons who don’t know where their computer power button is
The head of security who lost the password to his company’s password wallet and threw up while on the phone
Etc
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“For us, music and politics don’t mix”
My dude one of your biggest songs was anti-war
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If he gets a Hyundai, then it’s N-yan performance
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I have to load the dishwasher the same way every time but I CANNOT clean the bathroom every day
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I’ve never encountered a legitimate / actually skilled artist doing that
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My parents went to see Renaissance play a concert in the 80s and Robert Palmer was the ill-chosen opener and he was booed heavily
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*gets out the hose* ok put on this under armor shirt and shorts, it’s time for the Wet Werewolf Contesr
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The iMac was lickable
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eh it's just like pepperoni salami
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Methylphenidate, 10mg 3x a day or whatever works to let me sleep still, and it works well.
The biggest side effect is really that it makes me kind of constipated.
I see a psych PA.
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Btw what is that anyway, is that strawberry soju
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I was like “soon, haru” and like wow
Oh wait it’s beastars so it’s like already nasty
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I’m resurrecting this thread to say that book series is batshit crazy.
You left out the part where the god idolizes Marilyn Monroe.
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Isn’t hari the slutty rabbit from beastars
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like if they don't make it a standard flavor they're fucking up. what are the standard flavors of mcnugget sauces for like decades?
sweet and sour
barbeque
ranch
hot mustard
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the meijer by my house had like a huge display of them and the chili crisp ones and they were on sale
it's like the Doritos Hot Mustard
that flavor is so fucking lit they could replace Cool Ranch with it and I'd be okay
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Now you might be thinking, "but the best tweet ever is 'everything happens so much' by horse_ebooks" and you are both right and wrong
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I'm a big fan of the Well World books by Jack Chalker (scifi series) and a plot device used a few times is a computer that grants requests like a genie grants wishes; except the wishes are granted literally and so end up punishing the hubris of the asshole that made the request.
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I feel like at this point, passwords are like keys for a door lock. they're not there to stop someone from getting into something absolutely in any shape or form; they're there because it's reckless to just leave something wide open.
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Oleander?
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People are strange. Including me.
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a stereotype of level 1 autistic people is they're regimented and tidy and hyperfixated on one thing.
I was and am messy, untidy, hyperfixated on something but that something changes periodically and regularly.
I struggle to relate to other people. I tend to talk at them, not with them.
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I was hyper-imaginative, lost in thought often, full of racing ideas and unable to focus on schoolwork, and hyperaware and hypersensitive to how people treated me (usually poorly). I was terribly anxious and worrisome.
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the level 1 kids were just weird. One of them was quite normal seeming, until he started talking about his personal life with no warning or appropriateness, talking about harrowing mental health crises he'd had.
The other was intensely dorky and entirely unaware of being teased mercilessly.
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The level 3 kids seemed to be disconnected from the world, each other and other kids. They often had meltdowns for reasons that made sense to them and no one else. Several were non-verbal, several had savant-like behaviors, and several seemed to have comorbid developmental or congenital conditions.
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There were two kids who were what we'd call level 1 now, and were called asperger's back then.
It was hard to see how they were the same as the level 3 kids.
It's even harder to see how I'm the same as any of them.
And yet every time I find stuff online about autism, it's like it's Almost Me.
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My high school was the school in my district with the autism program, and it was full of quite a few of what we'd call "high accomodation" or like level 3 per the latest DSM. These were kids who really can't function without constant assistance.
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Help I’ve wandered into the porn section of the SCP library