Profile avatar
halftongue.bsky.social
Opinionated heterochromic homosexual hemiglossic. He/him. Cis. Soyboy. Views my own. Tolerance is a social contract; if you're intolerant I don't have to tolerate you. No LGB without the TQ+. Sine homines gaudere rebus. #BLM No hands but ours 👍👎.
7,596 posts 1,280 followers 1,282 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 24 Comments 26

Why am I not surprised?

submitted 1 day ago • 320 comments

Amazon just keeps getting worse and worse. I went to rebuy my MiO Acai Berry water enhancer, and got this. Note: No *featured* offers. Kicker: the product I wanted *is* available on Amazon, delivered through Prime as I prefer; this one (what the hell flavor is "Green Thunder"? yuck) comes through

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Answering some of the Qs about Cuomo's campaign, one by one... First: What about the sexual harassment charges? Aren't they in the past? (Spoiler: No, and especially not since he's shown no interest in change or repentance.) amandalitman.substack.com/p/the-case-a...

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Andrew Cuomo is a crypto-Republican. NYC folks, DON'T vote for him!

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Lord Justice Geoffrey Lawrence, imbue their ultimate judges with your spirit.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

The gall to say the United States is a nation of laws when our president has broken fucking half of them openly, and is still in the fucking White House. lol no.

submitted 11 days ago • 69 comments

I just have to say, as a historian of the Reconstruction-era Klan, that masked paramilitaries are very bad and masked vigilantes are even worse and there are causal links between the two and none of this is good for democracy.

submitted 1 day ago • 114 comments

PSE&G (my local power company) has a mobile app, so you can report a power outage, but it requires MFA (OK) by phone call (NOT OK). There being nowhere to complain about this on the app itself, I logged into their website and left this message for customer service.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Fuck. I appear to have applied to Palantir for a job. I forgot they're the monster we're trying to slay. Well, I'll ghost them. IF they get back to me, which I'd be surprised to see.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

"Move fast and break things" was never, is not, could never be, "woke."

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Hint for Democratic lawmakers from your voters: We want you to vote NAY on everything the GOP wants. E V E R Y T H I N G

submitted 2 days ago • 241 comments

Went to add him to three or four block lists, but already had him blocked on someone else's list! (MAGA Trolls, in case you're curious.)

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

I'm a psychiatrist with plenty of experience diagnosing dementia. We do not need an in-person interview or a brain scan to observe this man's progressive cognitive decline. Note his obsession with the number 88—for Heil Hitler. I think someone said the flagpoles are 88 feet high.

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

The secret police lying about being chased away with their tails between their legs, and the trust between the Dodgers organization and the Latino community in LA.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

we were driving & I saw the leaves on a tree curl up & a horse turn & run FAST toward the barn & I turned to my child & said, “sky is about to rip open.” Right then a giant streak of lighting split the sky & it started to POUR & I cackled like a witch and my daughter said what is wrong with you smh

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

This is the smartest damn thing I’ve heard all year. If nothing else, it might serve to erode employers‘ trust in ChatGPT.

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

Hopefully growing a spine is contagious.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

OK, folks: Cast the live-action remake! Chris Pine did Jack's voice in the animated one, but he doesn't look the part. The role requires a lot of poses kinda like Spiderman, so maybe Tom Holland? Could his hair bleach frost-white like that? Could blue contacts be convincing? Weigh in please.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Happy Juneteenth to all celebrating!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

being the nazi site should be totally disqualifying, but on top of that Vichy Twitter is now also the pedo site.

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

Doesn't Trump understand that the Nobel Committee would sooner chop up their firstborn and feed them to rabid hamsters than give him the fucking Peace Prize, even if by some cosmic disaster he might actually deserve it?

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

And please don’t elaborate instead of repeating. Your explanation of whatever you were talking about does nothing to help someone who has no idea what you were talking about understand what you were talking about. Just. Repeat.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

And please don't EVER say "nevermind." It's isolating

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

PSA: When a deaf or HoH person asks you to repeat something, please say the *exact same words* over again. Rephrasing is counterproductive! When we say "Say that again?" we're asking for a second try at parsing your sequence of sounds. Rephrasing means we have to start all over instead!

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments