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THIS JUST HAPPENED: Brad Lander walked through the fire, got burned, and came back with a fucking gasoline can. ICE arrested him — now he’s escorting migrants right past them, again. Most politicians wouldn’t show up. He showed out.

Oh snap! Love that so much😍

ICE agents in tactical gear chase down and tackle a U.S. citizen in L.A. After realizing he’s American, they just slink away. Their only explanation: “Why were you running?” Probably because two masked men with guns were trying to snatch him.

NEW: Pope Leo’s newly appointed Bishop, Michael Pham, outside the court in San Diego: “We need to speak up for the voiceless in our society - and we will.” The video then shows masked ICE agents leaving without snatching anyone today. More of this resistance nationwide! 👏 (🎥 PSL San Diego)

holy shit. Cuomo halted an investigation into the Weinstein case after a donation from Weinstein’s former lawyer’s firm to his reelection campaign… guys, this was in 2018 AFTER the Weinstein exposés (multiple) had been published & the #metoo movement was ascendant

There are 11 federal holidays in the United States, but King Donald says that’s too many days off for us peasants…

Selling federal land to fix the national debt is like selling the family dog for $38 because you have $50,000 in credit card debt

Remember that time Elon said Donold is in the Epstein files on main? It was two weeks ago but it feels like two years. That’s intentional.

Pulling out the sewing machine. It's time to make mama a mumu.

I dream of simpler times when the only thing that divided us was how we hung our toilet paper

"The media continues to cover politics as if it is still the 1990s. 'Both parties are basically center-right or center-left parties.' The journalism infrastructure in our country wants to pretend that that’s the world that we live in. The instinct is to treat everything politicians say as valid."

"Waste not, want not," I say cheerfully as I eat the cereal box.

I just took an inventory of my body and it appears I'm overstocked in all the wrong places.

I have a 10 week old puppy. I spend my whole day yelling "Hey!"

You can spread your salsa con queso on me and call me your little tortilla chip if you wanna

Pick up sticks of butter

Trying to keep this on the down low but if I wanted to I could bundle my home, life, and car insurance through AARP for massive savings. DMs are open ladies.

Justice Jackson’s blistering dissent exposes SCOTUS as the ultimate puppet of moneyed interests…risking our democracy and eroding trust.

Remember to thank a #TraitorTrump voter

“Schrödinger’s Nuke” is the name of Tulsi’s new memoir: tagline - "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Trust the Guy in the Red Hat.”

Friday Vibes 🤗 Canadian traffic jams be like: ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ ❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️

Tulsi Gabbard is now saying exactly the opposite of what she testified & the opposite of the statement in the worldwide threat assessment the entire intelligence community produced. It’s rather dangerous when the director of national intelligence cannot accurately convey a hard-and-fast reality.

Two national guard soldiers in uniform escorted their mother to her immigration hearing to prevent her from being kidnapped by ICE!

L.A.Dodgers support Victims of ICE raids with $1 million + more community efforts‼️ 🌿💙🌿💙🌿💙🌿

Could have been an email.

#PetsOfBlueSky 🐈‍⬛🐕‍🦺🐾🎉 Let’s see pet photos or memes! Let’s make friends! Repost

Let’s check in on Susan Collins.

My dad is almost 87. We're at the lake, enjoying the sun and a lovely breeze, when he goes, "did you hear what the Dodgers did to those ICE people?" He was laughing and laughing. He survived the first Nazis. He enjoys laughing at these ones.

Q: 20 years ago you were skeptical of a GOP admin that attacked a Middle East country on the idea of questionable intelligence on WMD. How is this different? TRUMP: That was somewhat pre-nuclear. It was the nuclear age but nothing like it is today *proceeds to lie about opposition to Iraq*

'Racist piece of trash': JD Vance’s attack backfires over ‘Jose Padilla’ gaffe www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

@theciscokidder.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!

Mahmoud Khalil was kidnapped and detained for 3 months simply for the crime of advocating for Palestinians not to be killed in a genocide. That's it. He was a peaceful protester and activist. He broke zero laws. Still, they kept him from his liberty and infant child.

"OK, Dementia Donny, we'll agree to appoint a Special Prosecutor to investigate the 2020 election, you tiresome deluded sore loser, but only on the condition that we also appoint another Special Prosecutor to investigate the 2024 election, with an emphasis on Elon Musk's cyber role in it."

This isn't a toxically-positive, cheap, rose-colored, Kumbaya, Hallmark, happy end fix-all. There is real, brutal, ugly, marrow-deep stuff we'll all have to deal with as we move ahead. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/hey-americ...

Has JD Vance ruined guyliner for chubby dudes? Discuss.

J.D. Vance confused California Senator Alex Padilla with a man convicted of aiding terrorists in an embarrassing flub at a press conference in Los Angeles on Friday afternoon.

When a country, considers it a threat to their existence, that people oppose Genocide. You know that country has no valid right to exist.

Why call them four felines rather than quatre cats?

Sometimes, only bacon and sarcasm can keep me from sobbing.

Ted Cruz "hates communists" because Cuban President Fulgencio Batista, who was *not* a communist, imprisoned and tortured Cruz's father for helping Fidel Castro, who *was* a communist and who freed Cruz's father from the non-communist prison. Proving, once again, that Cruz speaks absolute rubbish.

Kinda scary how Donald Trump wants to be the first POTUS to openly kill US citizens, and how his Republican Party — and their hardcore voters — want to see that, too.

She’s terrific. Well deserved recognition!

Ranking Dem on the House Intel Committee @jahimes.bsky.social just got an Intel briefing in the last couple of days and says his understanding is that Iran is not weeks away from having a nuclear weapon. “I’ve seen no evidence that is the case,” Himes told me. Watch: