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I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement same handle on discord Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / cishet / he/him/bro
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you know Musk is gonna get a call from an unlisted number suggesting he step down from SpaceX before ICE find something concerning in his past visa timeline

every third way politician and consultant has uncontrollable boners and ladyboners right now thinking how they can get access to Musk and milk him like those dudes that have to jerk off bulls for semen worth hundreds of thousands

line go womp womp

be nice to maga, so many of these people are children of boomer divorces and they can't handle it when parents are fighting

newspapers are gonna print these tweets as headlines tomorrow and all of MAGA is going to claim twitter was hacked by George Soros

imagine being a dogebro right now in some basement somewhere in DC in a 25,000 foot federal building deserted except for a couple of armed security reading twitter

likes are phallocentric but quote posts are gynocentric

did he mean two high males with agency

somehow my wife scored a switch 2 and honestly nintendo still selling 15 year old games at full MSRP is king shit

don't make me support musk when trump abuses the entirety of government to personally break his legs and ruin his family not based on law but based on imperial pique

Trump can sic the FBI, NSA and every other letter agency on Musk and he 100% is capable of acting out of that level of spite and i don't think Musk is capable of gaming out the scenarios here

i don't mean to sound terminally online but wasn't trump being in the epstein files common knowledge like 2 years ago

Marco Rubio's sitting on a couch somewhere looking extremely nervous

Economics professors, National Security professionals, NASA, historians with expertise in failing strongman nations, reading twitter right now

guys is it good or bad if most of your space and national security tech is deeply intertwined with two oligarchs shitting on each other on social media

in a normal administration the feds would be suing Virginia immediately because letting state courts overrule federal statute is Not Good Constitutionally

they are making shit up in realtime 'we have decided you're not disabled enough, that makes you a fraudster, so not only have we saved money for medicaid, we have found and removed fraud'

this motherfucker is a rhodes scholar who went to oxford and he knows good goddamn well he's a lying foghorn leghorn cosplayer piece of shit fuck him

the guy is literally just clowning for a DOGE job

Paper Goon

of course it's Ro fucking Khanna lmao

Rand Paul : this bill is terrible it will increase deficits People : so what do u want Rand Paul : I want there to be no taxes or government spending of any kind People : don't u got a lawn to mow buddy

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i legit hope he's running if for no other reason than to force the gavin newsoms on the stage to clearly state their republican bona fides

The American electorate famously prefer hyper detailed 500 page plans to easily repeatable slogans you can fit on a hat

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