Profile avatar
hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement same handle on discord Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / cishet / he/him/bro
60,237 posts 11,266 followers 1,119 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

the thing yall gotta remember about Pete Hegseth and I say this with sincerity, the difference between Pete and Trump's last SecDef is Pete would absolutely be fine with using live ammunition on unarmed protestors and wouldn't push back on that order for a single second

Jesse Watters is gonna film himself on his driveway tripping over a home depot shopping cart he took from a store and claim he got caught up in a violent leftist insurrection

2 people yeeting a rock at a tank is not a riot however, militarized cops firing rubber bullets and flashbangs and CS gas at a yelling crowd can easily provoke a riot

shit in LA is shitty but like when things are shitty is precisely the time to not be online advising or hinting or being cute about acts that can easily be uncharitably interpreted as 'interfering with the Federal govt' particularly when said govt is in 'give me a fucking reason to shoot' mode

I don’t think there’s been a single example in 2025 of cops being deployed to protect civilians instead of babysitting ICE stormtroopers

To be clear, millionaires who defraud medicaid can still expect their full presidential pardon

This is such a moving essay I’ve never had a friend like that but I can understand that grief

Fox News is gonna be running stories saying LA is on fire and white people are besieged

Elon musk personal assistant to elon musks head of security :

Calling some of yall out

Oh great new fetish

Honestly this would be an excellent premise for an episode

This is terrifying and you can bet Miller and his apparatchiks are yelling for martial law using civilians filming cops as a pretext

I am still playing W40k rogue trader and I am amused that you can be a xenophobic tyrant and the game actively rewards you and the npcs are like thank u milady more flogging please V accurate to the lore and v jarring when you’re used to being hyper goody good mcgoodballs in other games

“Some of these supplies were earmarked for 18 countries, meaning those governments may never get the aid even though it was already purchased”

through line of this accurate thread is universities are not and cannot be job training centers They are always 3-5 years behind the demand curve Universities are to teach you how to learn and exercise skepticism and be an informed useful citizen Who is then trainable by industry for specifics

And the other half is a rabid oligarch owned media industry relentlessly broadcasting christofascist propaganda talking points masquerading as news

Gonna start saying an gif instead of a gif to really fuck up the pronunciation war

Tell me your pets name with a gif

I like their homeland department of security flag

Musk got that 2am call to his private cell from an unlisted number

Authorities : first of all this is a very hurtful way to refer to Atlanta Cop City

Hey wapo can you maybe stop trying to push Tappers book and maybe ask where Trumps medical files are

Ok this is all well and good but if you go this route u better have replacement stockings money slugger

Guys wake up new genx curse just dropped