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We moved to medium flow nipples for L's bottles and she's eating way more. Like 3-4 oz per feeding. She still takes a break at 2 but comes back for more quickly. I imagine she's about to GROW.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Can we still not make accounts private here? I see quote settings but not "who can see it" settings.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a bluey exhibition in Houston and I wanna take W but I don’t want L out before she can get her measles vaccine, that won’t be until may but they have tickets through August!

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

Me: maybe I can set aside that petty grievance Also me:

submitted 118 days ago • 8 comments

Kinda wanna dye my hair brown

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Why do all maga women follow this pipeline? They pretty much all look the same

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Passport appointment tomorrow for my husband and I. But now I feel like we should get the kids theirs

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

Let's see what our estimated tax refund is with 2 kids

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve seen several Trump supporters say “oh well we didn’t vote for him we voted for Trump” in response to EMs Nazi salute… we didnt vote for Hunter Biden either and y’all sure as shit couldnt STFU about his laptop for the last 4+ years.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

I truly want to break with X but I can’t speak freely until I can make my account private.

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment

No one “accidentally” Nazi salutes. Not once. Sure as shit not twice.

submitted 138 days ago • 466 comments

It is so discouraging to see so many jump to defend Elon and gaslight others over his Nazi salute. We know what it was. We saw it. Quit trying to say it was something benign because it wasn’t.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

This is so perverse. Why is he about to sign about of papers in front of a crowd of people.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

If I hear “the January 6th hostages” one more time I might break my tv. They’re not fing hostages. They’re felons.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Take a drink every time Ivanka goes to stand up but sits back down really quick.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Oh he did it TWICE

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Watching EM throw a Sieg Heil is not something I thought he’d be brazen enough to do in front of cameras from around the world. Watch the administration gaslight the world over it until the next shameful act comes along to take the spotlight.

submitted 139 days ago • 1 comment

If we didn’t have kids I’d be rip roaring drunk today but I savored my one large glass of wine during the shit show.

submitted 139 days ago • 1 comment

Donating all the leggings that don’t fit today. I know as I lose weight I’ll want to reward myself with new ones.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments