happyst.bsky.social
Chicago sports fan. Formerly of Uproxx.
Nothing you read from me will have been worth your time. Also, for the first week I was here I thought “Bluesky” rhymed with “brewski.”
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He’s running our country like a mafia don. This will be Zelenskyy a few months from now if he signs any deal with this POS…
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Honey where were you last night? I didn’t hear you come to bed.
Oh I was outside in the rain making out with my ex-boyfriend.
Say what now?
Oh also we need a new car.
FIN
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I’m not sure which bucket of my purge you’ll end up in but it’s definitely one of them. ;)
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There’s a 100% chance this fucking clown thought L.A. would benefit because all water flows south because it sits lower on a map, right? I mean that’s what happened here, right?
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I feel like @briancgrubb.bsky.social needs to see this nonsensical post.
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One day I’ll take the time to take advantage of Outlook’s rule feature.
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I think we’ll learn here shortly that the words aren’t powerful at all.
Truthful? Probably.
Powerful? They’ll likely have absolutely no power whatsoever, at least in the short term.
In the long term hopefully one young former non-voter is inspired to vote next time.
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The Bears are smart to suck all year to avoid getting injuries in the playoffs.
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Ha! It’s pretty incredible. Men being children and we can’t even pick sides.
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They’re kind of in a no-win situation here publicly because the opposite opinion is shared by just as many people. I think they’re ultimately making the right decision. We just don’t like it.
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This story and more available in this month’s edition of Duh Magazine.
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I’m going to update my workout routine. Monday through Friday will be my rest days. Saturday and Sunday are still to be decided, and likely also rest days. - Brian Sharp
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Sometimes I wish my grandpa was still alive so I could watch his face as I attempted to tell him about this.
“So the Hawk Tuah Girl, who is famous because of…well never mind, sponsored a meme coin, which is…well yeah even I’m not sure. And well basically people lost thousands?”
“Who did WHAT now?”
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Bashar al-Assad? The ophthalmologist?
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I forgot how much I enjoyed all this winning four years ago. So glad we’re back.
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“Your call is important to us. You are currently caller number [nine-hundred six] with an estimated response time of [six-thousand fourteen minutes]. If you would like a representative to call you back…”
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I’ll volunteer to work at that hotline. In fact I’ll help with the scripting.
“Oh…you don’t say?”
“Can you tell the person making the gunshot noises to quiet down, and repeat what you said please?”
“If you are calling from a doctor’s office or healthcare provider press 1 now.”
“Please hold…”
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Pretty sure that’s an image of Occam’s Razor.
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It’s like if you were to show me a picture of Anthony Weiner and said “what is this guys name” and I had never even heard of Anthony Weiner, my first guess would be “Anthony Weiner.”
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Secretary of Urban Defense?
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I was watching with my 11 year-old and she got annoyed when Rudolph’s dad said he was going out alone to find Rudolph, saying “this is a man’s job.”
She said “a man’s job? Let me guess, he fails miserably and doesn’t find Rudolph.”
/real
She’s the best.
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Jeff Bezos seems bored. I wonder if he’d be interested in stepping down from Amazon and trying out something new. Like CEO of United Healthcare, perhaps?