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I am a veteran video game designer with over 25 years in the industry.
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At a 2017 Mario In Real Time event, Mario mocked Waluigi for not appearing in Mario Kart 7.

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There needs to be an “oops, autocorrect fucked that up” emoji.

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What’s for dinner? I have a great idea!

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It’s been a long week.

submitted 30 days ago • 26 comments

Hi Bluesky, could really use your help 🙏🙏 We just launched our latest game Starless Abyss - the exact week that Oblivion was shadow-dropped. Which has been *not fantastic* for our launch If anyone can spare a RT, that would be so, so helpful ❤️❤️ Find it here: store.steampowered.com/app/3167970/...

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Songs from the 1940s fall into two categories: “Kiss me darling for I may die in the wars tomorrow and never see you again” And “He’s the Booble Bubble Boy on the Boat From the Blue! Woo woo be doo! Booble Bubble Boy!”

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Heard a song from the 80s reference a "long distance call" and it occurred to me that this is a concept that no longer holds any emotional currency whatsoever

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We put a whole lot of heads together. If you know what I mean

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HR trap

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This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

submitted 113 days ago • 261 comments

YES YES YES. @danagould.bsky.social has a new special out TODAY! The best ever to do it is STILL ripping it up! Go here to watch: 800poundgorillamedia.com/products/dan...

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HAN SOLO: Luke says the Jedi Temple's on fire HAN SOLO: do you think it was... PRINCESS LEIA: yes. arson

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Fromsoft games will have an item called the Ice Cream and Blowjobs Charm and when you equip it it quadruples the damage enemies deal to you, gives your player character cancer and makes your parents file for divorce in real life

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I know there’s been a lot of blame going around about the wildfires in California. And I understand that to prevent it, “raking the forest” is ridiculous. But has anyone put together a truly concerted effort to organize the masses to collectively spit on the trees beforehand? Would that not work?

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What is your most Homo erectus complaint? Mine is that my back hurts.

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Doesn't matter how many times you read this info. Mind blowing🤩 🪶

submitted 129 days ago • 26 comments

"Boss I need to leave work early to get a popcorn bucket" is a real sentence I had to say just right now.

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Some of you never sat through an insanely long Metal Gear Solid cutscene and it shows.

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Back in the days of punch cards, when dinosaurs roamed the Earth and a software patch meant a piece of tape...🦖

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Hey! Any bots out there that want to follow me? I just to rip the band-aid off.

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We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once

submitted 136 days ago • 156 comments

Ebert’s Mulholland Drive review is one of my favorite reviews he did

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Breaking news: Skyrim will be available as a launch title on the Switch 2.

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I love RPG fans, because every time they say that something obscure is one of the best games ever, you either start it and discover the most subversive, well-built game ever played or something where all the dialogue is like "The dark is evil. But the light can beat it. Friendship is good."

submitted 156 days ago • 53 comments

In elementary school, my teacher told my mother I was “unteachable.” I was behind in every subject, including reading. Then I found this one book in the school library and connected with it, reading it hundreds of times. I made a career in reading, writing, and editing.That’s what a book can do.

submitted 159 days ago • 627 comments

Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, prepares to pounce on intruders. Her motto: "DEATH FROM THE ANKLES DOWN!"

submitted 159 days ago • 1046 comments

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

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Period

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