hardywallbanger.bsky.social
Midvale School For The Gifted esteemed alum, long suffering Husker, Mustache grower
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Absolutely the fuck not.
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Oof. That sucks. No thanks
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You sure you’re not talkin about buttoufeé?
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You can't make Bumbalaya without okra.
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do it and jailbreak it.
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38 + DC.
Need ID, WA, OR, AK, NM, LA, MS, AL, KY, WVa, SC, VT, and RI
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ATAB
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He's as if the phrase "how come they can say it, but I can't" suddenly became a real boy.
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fair. It's not going to ruin my day, I just know that those people would be insufferable to be around.
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Of all of the superfluous things in that house, that infuriated me the most.
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WE are the Jesuses who say "NI"
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GHOST WITH A BONER
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I’m shawarming up to it.
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Imagine getting clapped up by a deviled ham that's been out in the sun for a week.
It's perfect for Elon.
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"Sloth" was just short for "Duke Edward Slothington the 4th"
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it like it's hot
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That's why you gotta put the jetski in the water before you use it.
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A charming Nebraska town?
I mean, Ogallala has Lake Mac, but other that that, nothin's charming about it.
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no, that's a Buttcoin token. It's for...*Head boxed by two massive cymbals*
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I see a $100 bill rolled up in there, which...lol. no.
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Absolute assassin.
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it's a damn shame that Jack O'Halloran wasn't nominated for an Oscar for that performance.
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A rare kernel of wheat against an ocean of chaff.
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Breaking: sky = blue, Liberace = played piano
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“Siri. Set a reminder to for me to call my doctor in 3 hours 59 minutes”
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Of lube or popcorn?