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To the person in the bear costume at downtown crossing playing owner of a lonely heart on their keytar, I salute you

This is one of my favorite parts of working at Fenway and taking the train home everyone is having crazy conversations and are drunk enough to not think I’m weird when I chime in

Hey it’s me

Came in for a root canal but it turns out just got a really deep cavity all it needs is a filling to-day is a good day

BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo Returns to His Crypt After Devastating Election Loss

I am hearing that just before he conceded #AndrewCuomo received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Democratic Party from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

Me when anybody starts taking cross sex hormones: 😈🙏

normalize taking drugs just to fit in and make your friends think you're cool

mac's window management sucks ass compared to default kde. even windows is better. fix urself apple

Just saw someone use Drizly to get more alcohol to the Hozier concert after the bar closed I love Boston

“It wants you to put it in” - people with it/its pronouns consenting and cashiers explaining why you can’t pay with your phone.

Ushering can feel like this also

The real subway danger is getting trapped on a stalled B train with theater kids rehearsing their harmonies

This averages out to a 9/11's worth of deaths every five days or so, targeting an area with ~ a quarter of NYC's 2001 population.

Go off, Vertical Konstruction.

Without downloading any new pics describe ur gender

I hate climate change so much man I moved north trying to escape Georgia and it followed me up here

"That's weird, I don't usually get hungry during the day because of my adhd meds." *ten seconds later* "Oh shit."

Okay so that bag fell apart in like a day but THIS goodwill bag is gonna make it I swear

they’re assembling the pervert megazord

older woman tugging on my bag to tell me you enjoy my pins you have made my day and it’s not even 8 yet

Ed-ass bumper sticker

God TobyFox makes great music

Just finished helping at a state house rally w/ @bostondykemarch.com and I am rewarded by discovering a weiner dog convention what a day

My big comb poked holes in the bottom of my last bag… confession that bag wasn’t my first victim I have a history with soiling and/or destroying my own bags. This one will last though I can feel it (/◕ヮ◕)/

Probably the most evergreen thing I've ever written.

Bwuh? Wuh????

Cryptid spotted

Happy Juneteenth everypony

grateful to the jury of the Karen Read trial for ruling that killing a cop isn't murder

I think Karen Read deffo a cop killer but the investigation was so bungled she can never be convicted in a fair court. I am concerned about the conspiracy theories but if they make ppl realize how shit the cops are… I don’t care about how they get to ACAB avenue as long as they get there in the end!