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harmor.me
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@niko.antuerp.com pee your pants

HAPPY ZOHRAN NIGHT TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

hate when all of my pals are asleep. play toys with me

I buried Zoboomafoo in the pet sematary

i’m going to assume this is a request

Hi everyone I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing

LEARNING THAT VISUAL STUDIO CODE IS AN ELECTRON APP IS MY THIRTEENTH REASON

Fuck Tuah

clarissa ward is the baddest bitch in the universe and god himself could not convince me otherwise

i think in a few decades we will view what being online has done to certain peoples brains the way we view the effects of lead poisoning on society

no kings except the fellas in the group chat

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

BEWARE OF THE GAY QUÉBÉCOIS POLYCULE

This is very high on the Funny/Illegal scale

life is about hangin' out

Welcome sign Gay, MI

did you know you're using open-source software right now

come on man, stop introducing me to your friends as your "supple friend". its embarrassing

believe the hype: outside's got colors

now that the right believes that it's gay to love a woman i think that straight guys should get a stripe on the pride flag

cities are terrifying. public transportation is terrifying. you see things like this every day

Me, understanding even a portion of how a computer works

gm

they need to make almond mom barbie

go pick up a half full bottle of pepto bismol right now and shake it. does the pussy sound like that? take that answer, and look inward

We used to be a proper country

the general public's indifference to undertstanding the machines that rule our lives was dangerous far before this, but it has never been this horrifyingly bad. digital illiteracy is not a choice that you make only for yourself, and i will die on that hill a thousand times

going home from the club because i got overstimulated by the hand dryer in the bathroom

it’s so funny when people on social media feel like they have to make A Statement. why do you have to be condemning anything you’re a dental hygienist