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DMs: https://go.hauken.us/signal Chief Software Architect | Former product manager for Autonomous Vehicles | Colorado | Anti-Fascist | Gender Equality | Love thy Neighbor.
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What part of the rat is the sigma?
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We are not, but Musk and Vice President Trump now control the entire judicial and legislative branches of government, and the senate isn’t doing shit.
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It would probably require a fairly complex and far reaching system to even approach reliable. That’s just kind of the drawback of distributed systems, and view reporting isn’t built into the protocol at all.
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Considering the design, I’m not 100% sure they (universally) can. They could report what posts were sent from the firehose, their first party client could report views, but that would be unreliable at best. Your PDC could track GET requests on records, but most would be bot spam
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Haha you and me both man!
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I missed it, but let’s assume you’re forgiven seven
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Jokes on you other Dave, I save them as strings.
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Google: I’ve presented this arbitrary data in the most esoteric human readable format that cannot be easily joined or pivoted into a useful data set.
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I’ll reiterate a statement I’ve made before: our democracy ended the moment we made being a politician profitable. It hasn’t been about ethics or representation since.
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I need to sub to this labeler.
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Awesome! I’ll hit you up for details!
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So can it function in a disconnected environment, only manually loading images to harbor and deploying the helm charts?
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Sounds cool! Unfortunately most of my customers are pushing for on-prem disconnected environments now as push back against the IoT shitware proliferation.
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That would be a wild job for sure.
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Guess who I ran into today? Nobody. I work from home and haven’t left, except to walk the dog, and my closest non-household human contact was the guy building the new traffic light looking at me from 45 feet away.
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What is the established BlueSky safe word? And why is it Ted Nugent?
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Wait. You have a podcast?!?!?
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Oh absolutely. If you’re not de-normalizing data, you’re probably a Boomer.
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Drastically lower for me Hailey! Thank you for the hard work!!!! ❤️🦋
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Ok, here’s the checklist: 1. Skinny jeans 2. Center part your hair 3. Say popper/doggo/woofer/best boy at every opportunity 4. No show socks. You’d rather die. 5. Pause at the beginning of every video. 6. Associate every aspect of your life with your Hogwarts House.
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Back in high school, in the before times, I had a pair of cargo pants that could legitimately fit an entire 12 pack of Mountain Dew in the pockets.
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Let’s all laugh and cry.
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Erin, I personally love that you do this. I’m on a tight budget these days, and I’d NEVER ask someone to work for free, but I wanted you to know this is so personable and awesome.
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The Supreme Court already told him he can do whatever. I don’t expect him to follow any laws.
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It never needed to go offline, the ban didn’t mandate that. They just needed the opportunity to give Trump a little fluffing. Turns out it’s American propaganda after all.