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hawkgrrrl.bsky.social
Saving the world, one pointless act at a time.
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Baby robins at my BIL's place. Spring has sprung and then some. (Second photo was before they hatched)

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White Christian Nationalists are traitors to this country

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My 99 YO widowed dad still walks my mom's dog every day

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I've spent all of June in either AZ or FL and this planet is too hot for human life

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Got this yesterday at Goodwill (50% off everything all day). It's an action figure and the action is DISSENT.

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So THAT'S why they call them fire ants! Not a fan

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Just found my great grandmother's illustrated Family Bible at my dad's house. It's pretty amazing! Check out the prefilled date year starting 188...

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I thought disgrace was the job description

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Today is my 99 YO dad's weekly laundry day. DAD: I'm just one person so I don't have much laundry. You should add your things if you have some. Me: Oh shoot! I already washed mine. (Notices there are literally four loads of laundry lined up to go in) Is THIS your laundry?

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I bought a new puzzle that looked like something my dad would like (a vibrant underwater scene) and I left it out on the table without saying anything. My trap has sprung!

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I keep almost calling my dad's walker his stroller, and that's not great

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Oh good, the squirrel feeder works

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My 99 year old dad has lived in Florida for decades and never had Cuban food. This ends today.

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I'm looking at a stack of Readers Digest music CDs in my parents' home office. I did not know Readers Digest did music too (their bookcase is full of novels condensed by Readers Digest). Are these songs like thirty seconds long? Just the chorus?

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My mom died in January, but her dog Lucky still watches every morning for their bedroom door to open, now waiting for my dad only.

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I'm staying at my dad's place and my caretaking sister has cameras set up around the house in case of medical emergency so I kind of want to go Risky Business to see if she's watching

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My parents still have this marble chaser I used to play with as a kid, and while that's kind of cool, this is a really really boring toy

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My dad was born in 1926, and these are items in his home office that I remember were already really old in the mid 80s. Nobody saves like the Greatest Gen.

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Visiting one's elderly parents leads to strange observations like "these people refrigerate their peanut butter!"

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This Uber smells like someone vomited parmesan and that's why I don't drive Uber

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I think divorcing couples should have to write out their own funny reasons list just like wedding couples write their own quirky vows.

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I feel like it started as milk in the sun

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No fucking duh. Although honestly, I'm surprised Trump isn't publicizing his time with Epstein as a badge of honor like he does everything else reprehensible he does

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The problem with sharing a salad with someone who hates onions and peppers is that your half of the salad is just onions and peppers

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For those who enjoy eating communally around an actual garbage can..

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Saw that "Offset" was trending, and my first thought was who named their kid "fset" #handmaidstale

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Just to be clear, anyone who wants me to shut my pie hole had better be providing some pie

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Male colleague: Women are so much more emotional than men at work Me: I've never seen a woman punt a trash can across her office because a call with a client didn't go the way she hoped

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Watching new parents with a baby who has a dirty diaper is like watching an anti-custody battle.

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Hubbie is out of town, so that means my playlist is Elvis Costello. This feels like a weird guilty pleasure.

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Don Jr appears to be too stupid to live

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Been avoiding the barrage of news by listening to Blood lands by Timothy Snyder about the pact between Stalin and Hitler to divide and destroy their European neighbors. How's your weekend?

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The word "flavored" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

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If you want your adult kids to visit more often, get a new cat

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Maybe Ann should just sit them all out from now on

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Noem to Johnson: Yes, I'm aware. That's where I got mine for my cosplay photo shoots. Also these jackets pair amazingly well with these Louboutins!

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It has occurred to me that we might be in a much better situation if Mike Johnson would just allow himself to masturbate

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Yeah, but what if Trump just really really WANTS it? Did you consider that?

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I appreciate that AI is comfortable using the term "chonky"

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Happy Mother's Day After! It's hard getting adult kids schedules to line up so maybe this is a new tradition

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I'm guessing the bidet has a "sex crimes" setting

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"CatGPT"

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Welcome to 2025

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