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Misanthropic curmudgeon. Overrated. Ōtepoti Quite sweary He/Him
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*depeche mode tunes* 🎶I don't want to start any Atlas-bloke rumours, But I think David Seymour's got a shit sense of humour, And when he dies, God's gonna call him an asshole🎶

We keep referring to him as PM, but all he seems to be doing is taking himself on a 4-year midlife crisis OE at the taxpayers' expense. Domestically, he has left the foxes in the henhouse, and if you push him on any issues, he makes 'woo wee woo' noises. Luxon is a joke. #nzpoll

Brad Olsen only has the one suit and shirt huh.

I've got a long list of ways that Seymour could make me laugh. He wouldn't find a single one of them funny though. #nzpol

So according to Kegbreath, the Iran bombings took months of planning. Reading between the lines, did the US instruct Israel to start a fight so they could go to war without "starting a war'?

There'll be 'Trump did this" stickers on gas pumps soon right? Right?

I’ve written a letter of complaint to the PM regarding Seymour's behaviour. We’ve witnessed him target academics who act as our critic and conscience, and attack public servants for simply doing their job. This is unacceptable.

I am in fact offended by how deeply stupid our current moment is

Still this. chaser.com.au/general-news...

wait, ACT is going after a different member of the public EVERY day? They're actually running a direct anti- free speech campaign *targeting* people for exercising their rights? How have they not been taken apart over this??

If you need to be further convinced why the RSB is dangerous as fuck, watch the Grenfell documentary on Netflix. #nzpol www.netflix.com/us/title/816...

Durr Hurrd 2

I'd argue they should prove the assaults were against ICE officers. Cos so far I've yet to see any evidence they're actually ICE from a single one of them. They look like 'roided up rednecks.

This is getting to be too much. It's been too much, but it's starting to be way too much. Did I mention this is really too fucking much?

You have only three days left to make a submission on the Regulatory Standards Bill. Let’s bury it together, just like we did the Treaty Principles bill. We've made it easy: greenpeace.nz/gpv4ob

Going to assume all the NACT1st supporters are all hard at work today and not taking off that “Maaree” holiday. #nzpol

Truly is the blurst of times right now

Kia ora e te whanau - I'd love your support getting elected to the Te Whanganui-a-Tara Ward. Those on the right have huge money coming in so it's more important than ever we have a people-powered ground campaign and putea for our volunteers. 💚JOIN ME: www.greens.org.nz/torywhanau2025 #nzpol

In case you aren't subscribed to MAGA block lists... @jd-vance-1.bsky.social‬

Is this tee 35 bucks, free shipping? IT IS. Is that hat also 35 bucks, free shipping? 💯

Is this fly little antifascist fathers fare ALSO 35 bucks, free shipping?

Is this hot mama tee 35 bucks, free shipping?

Take off the international shipping that didn't happen, and I'm happy to pay international rates for NZ dairy. #nzpol

Chris Bishop saying ministers make decisions all the time without consultation like it's a good thing. #nzpol

We’re living in the Dairy Isle, though you’d be forgiven for thinking dairy products were some exclusive import. My Stuff #cartoon today #NZpol

Elon having to stay sober for a couple of weeks to pass a drug test totally explains Elon the past couple of weeks.

Can’t get pulled up on poverty rates if you don’t count them… www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

Was thinking it was time for annual ODT front page car pile up.

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I don't understand why Israel gets to decide whether Iran has a nuclear program or not (energy or weapons)? IMHO it's none of America's fukn business either.

Honestly fuck the calls to rip up these contracts when there's a change of government. I wanna see opposition parties saying they're going to nationalise any private hospitals profiting off the health system.

And of course the “28 business leaders” headed to China with Luxo, won’t be paying a damn cent. It’s just a free ride with the shampoo salesman. #nzpol