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Misanthropic curmudgeon. Overrated. Ōtepoti Quite sweary He/Him
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Old guys: "Ah PTSD wasn't a thing when we were young. It's made up nonsense" Me: " What the fuck do you think "shellshock" is? "

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

"Low IQ" is his television appropriate way of saying the N-word.

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

do americans know that it's weird to make primary school children say an oath to their country's flag every morning

submitted 18 hours ago • 4 comments

No, the job listing for a dishwasher that requires a PhD isn't to "weed out timewasters, A.I., bots etc". It's so that no-one with even a quarter of a brain would apply for it, so they can hire and exploit someone on an immigrant visa.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Why the fuck would anyone buy a $5m "Golden Visa", when even constitutionally protected citizenship can be revoked? You'd have to be a fucking idiot.

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

conservatives "why are so many kids cutting off their parents" because you're evil, and you deserve to die sad and alone, and unloved.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

So any president puts out an EO that directly defies the constitution, and the SC refuses to hear the case against it... You now have a president that writes laws. Explain to me what use Congress is? #justsaying

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Just when you thought the cookers had quietly slunk back into their caves. They're back, and still using kids as shields. #nzpol

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I've been thinking that maybe the US is ready for Beto O'Rourke this time...

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

We lost Efeso Collins to heart disease. We have lost Takutai Tarsh Kemp to kidney disease. In a parliament of 123, that's a pretty good indication that Pasifika & Maori have worse health outcomes than the general population.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Thank fuck NZ is only a NATO partner. 5% of our GDP has likely already been earmarked for tax cuts... #nzpol

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Movie you've seen more than six times, no Star Wars or LOTR

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

Wouldn't it make sense getting a actual actress?

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I'm sure China breaking RSA encryption is nothing to worry about....

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The only thing Mark Rutte should be saying to Trump at The Hague is, "Looking forward to seeing you back here on trial"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I really thought NZ politics was above the Fox News/GOP esque bullshit tactics and rhetoric.. Guess that was naivety on my part. #nzpol

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Watch ACT submitters get 20 of the 30 hours in the RSB committee, while Nact MPs ask irrelevant questions of opponents to waste their available time #nzpol

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Have never wanted to punch Bishop in the face as hard as I want to right now. The fukn whataboutism and demeaning attitude. Yeah Chris, 131000 submissions should have more time than a close to no submissions 2 day Labour select committee. #nzpol

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This poignant 1986 song from Canadian band Dayglo Abortions is still relevant today. What have we learned in those last 4 decades?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I don't want to party like it's 1999 I want to buy groceries like it's 1999

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

This headline needs clarifying. Skaters and longboarders are completely different. I, as a skater, do not recognise this guy as a skater. At all. And no other skaters would either. He’s a douche on a longboard.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments