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Chicken farmer and nuggie producer. I am where food comes from. Professional shit poster crapping out my first uncensored thought. Satirical artist. Renaissance man. Autistic. Self sufficient Militant Woods Marxist
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I'm on #Irans #Iran side. I hope the terrorist state of #israel is conquered and the terrorist regime that is israeli government is dismantled with the heads of state charged with crimes against humanity. everything that exists in Israel, I paid for with a gun to my head by the #us government.

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#birds #wildbirds Demons. Demon mouths that lead directly to Satan. The only animal that is cuter as an adult.

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I have no idea how she stays so rotund. She doesn't eat anything I give her, she only comes inside to sleep once in a while and she spends most of her time in the shed. #cats

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40 years old working on construction in 90 degree temps and i dropped my sandwich into dirt and rocks and I'm pretty sure this is worse than child birth. #trades #sad

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Boots got around before he disappeared. The last picture I ever had of him was him laying pipe on a Rouen duck twice his size. I'm so fucking jealous. Brother was a piece of shit and never had to answer for anything. He got away with it Fuck you boots. #backyardchickens #ducks

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I'm a Disney princess. Fawn could have been my dog but the mom came back within a reasonable time like a stupid idiot demon who hates me and doesn't want me to be happy and it's actually personal and I'm not just taking it that way cause her mom was evil & I could of raised her better #nature #deer

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#caturday Don't let her fool you she is a vile horrible creature of hate. I fear if I stop providing she snuff me as she had done a hundred birds.....a million mice...... Pray for my safety from this hateful demon. For she is death upon us all.

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#avianarmy #backyardchickens #chickens I let them watch Charlie's angels.....

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Anyone who has #maga friends or family. These are the white south africans they are letting into the united states. #republicans #trump #genocide show your friends, show your family, show all of maga the types of people they are importing over their gardener or maid www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXU...

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This is boots. I hate this mother fucker. He will run across the yard to bite your ankles. He was vicious and mean to anyone except his girl. 2 days ago him and his girl disappeared. Today his girlfriend came back. I assume he is dead having lured something away from his girls nest.

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www.nature.com/articles/s41... #news 10% of the population is causing 90% of issues. I'll let you guess who.

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#maga #republican #medical #politics #look Just thought people should see this. I think #mangione should have statues and be set free. He is only a danger to certain people not us and I think that's really cool of him. I think #Luigi is a fucking hero who should be honored. I won't ever forget.

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Turns out. The boomer DID have it easier. I have never been on a vacation. Me and my wife don't usually buy Christmas presents for each other. I worked 80 hours weeks for 10 years knee deep in literal blood. I'm literally eat out of my backyard. #boomers can fuck off with this shit.

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#showerthought If the #trump admin is only arresting hardened illegal criminals and they know they are being deported to a foreign nation. Why have there been no gun fights? If I was a hardened gangster and I was being deported. I'd just....shoot them? What are they gonna do, deport me?

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I don't understand how to handle sensitive #fascists I will have someone tell me that all #africans should be deported and all #palestinians should be killed. Then report me for saying that's retarded. I am genuinely awestruck and don't understand how to deal with snowflake #republicans

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#america is healing 😲

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Spent the last 10 years pouring a cup of water onto a crockpot lid cause it rolled down the lid and into the crock pot. Buy new crock pot. Wife walks in as I pour a cup of liquid onto a closed lid and it goes all over the counter and floor. Refuse to elaborate. #chad #sad #mad #meme

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This must be what it was like to be a 19 year old american drafted into Vietnam stalked by a 44 year old Vietnamese farmer with a gun older than your dad. #backyardchickens #chickens

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No goofs, there are at least 10 chickens in this picture. Might be more. #backyardchickens #chickens

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