hbeggspert.bsky.social
Chicken farmer and nuggie producer.
I am where food comes from.
Professional shit poster crapping out my first uncensored thought.
Satirical artist.
Renaissance man.
Autistic.
Self sufficient Militant Woods Marxist
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Id unironically pay soldiers to do that rather than societal demolition in oil rich countries.
I always wondered why if we have so many troops and engineers, they arnt repairing roads, digging ditches, or building shit.
Why do we pay so many people to just do nothing?
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I've heard people call it trumps pride parade and trumps temu parade.
It is rather funny posturing strength against china for 6 months and then fizzle farting when you have to put some cards down.
Maybe we are the counterfeit nation? A #palantir or #haliburton disguised as a country.
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Don't be fooled. They aren't on your side.
They were brutalizing Americans 2 days ago in los Angeles.
They are there for the bonus check and their own masturbatory personal sense of prestige.
If you really believed the oath, would you be marching?
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We expressed our weakness to the world and helped elevate china.
Can we please stop the #maga #republican winning?
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No chicken named chicken McChicken face :(.
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Before he figures out what's going on I need him to know I had nothing to do with it and I'm sorry.
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I don't have this opinion out of nowhere.
Read some of martin van creveld statements on the matter.
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I didn't finance Iran's genocide.
I financed ours and the Israelis.
You need to clean your own house before worrying about Irans. Iran isn't robbing me at gun point to kill brown kids.
Iran is the lesser evil and a nuclear Iran is a safer middle east.
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With an endless supply of #republican #cucks ready to give their wives away to him and die for his cause.
Garbage parasites with garbage opinions living in a garbage world with garbage strong men demanding everyone roll in filth with them.
I despise this type of weakness posturing strength.
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#iran, liberate #Israel from the terrorist regime that uses Jeudaism as a human shield to murder children.
All I know is.
Iran isn't doing a genocide.
Iran didn't strike first.
Iran didn't start an 8 front war.
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China: posture powers and stability.
America: send 700 drug fueled zoomer kids with guns to attack american citizens because we don't have an active war for the first time in 200 years and the #conservatives will literally die from lack of spilled blood.
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I got an idea if he did.
This sounds like dementia.
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I've never used Uber anything and I'd be scared to do it. After I got over the fear of new things, id be offended by the prices.
I will eat tacos tonight and they will appease my rage.
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They don't make an epidural for this kind of pain.
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Just don't lick it and you should be good.
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My ego can't take this.
I just make squares and get really mad if they aren't square enough.
i really like Warhammer lore and wish I had your patience to read it. I stop paying attention after about 30 minutes into a movie let alone a book.
It takes me months to finish even small books.
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I give you. A box inside a box.
I can also shit talk cops and republicans really good. I consider it art.
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I can make any size box you want! Any color!
Big boxes.
Little boxes.
Wet boxes.
Dry boxes.
Boxes to fit other boxes.
Boxes for boxes.
Boxes with roofs.
Boxes with drains.
I can round the corners if you want to be posh, But to make an inspector gadget box is beyond me :(.
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No. God no. I wish I was that creative.
My artistic skills are all in fixture construction.
I don't have the patience to do that kinda stuff, instead I spend 3 hours making sure a tile is autistically level and perfect because even if no one else knows....I do and it hurts.
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Hair looks fine.
Chicken looks concerned.
Had no context in which I could ever subtly share this find with you and I have no social etiquette so blamo!
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My favorite part is when they do something so incredibly stupid that the embarrassment crosses species lines and you're like "what an idiot lol".
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"So has yours"
I say before wedging 300 sparklers wrapped in Duct tape into the drill.
Cover your face friends.
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Her illness is Hersey, the only illness, and she requires the Emperor's blessing.
Also when it gets super hot out I freeze giant chunks of ice and throw them into their water and they love it.
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He lives on in 4 ducklings so strongly you can't tell who the mother is, but the father is obvious.
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He isn't here and his girl came back unharmed.
It's somber and You never really know if they will do their duty. No lessons, nothing good here, no morale play. My malformed aggressive male duck performed his role in llfe and I'm sad about it.
#ducks
#backyardchickens
#chickens
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Time will tell. Mark my words.....again.
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Called it.
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Hot take. Israel sucks balls and is a terrorist nation full of bad.