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Was just in a Starbucks queue with various Burton Albion players… some big slices there.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Bruno took Roy Keane’s criticism personally

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Up the Zirkzee

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Heaven looks good. Dorgu looks good when he’s not suspended. Encouraging-ish.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

I’m not sure what’s wrong with Gary Neville.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Shite🔴⚪️⚫️

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Going out again. If I’m not careful I’ll develop a social life.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

At Saino’s in Hazel Grove if anyone wants their face tap danced on @dockers.bsky.social

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

Ricky Tomlinson testing out some early Royle Family catchphrases.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Once you realise that Clarkson looks exactly like what you would get if you skinned Mr Blobby it’s impossible to unsee.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

They’ve moved everything around in my Big Sainos and honestly, I want to burn the whole place down in protest.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

David Moyes looks like an unwrapped Egyptian mummy.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I have been working in Scotland for nearly a year and have only just discovered Buttery Singles (40p each from Tescos). Sensational scenes.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

When you’re playing City at 12:15 but starring in the season premiere of The Only Way is Essex at 8.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Slabhead scenes #YANITED 🔴⚪️⚫️

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Is the Shaw injury from a reliable source? I initially presumed it was a wind up…

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

My mate said Rashford looks like me on Day 4 of Glastonbury… I reckon I look in better nick tbf.

submitted 102 days ago • 3 comments

How is Bernardo Silva not getting sent off there?

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

I’m eating a lot of Holiday Inn breakfasts at the moment and let me tell you, an unholy amount of the general public remain fucking des-gus-tang eaters.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

United socials just as surprised as we are💥

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments